Insuting Hindi SMS Messages

1.‬Superb Bezzati

A girl wearing a burka was going on the road.

Boy going just behind the girl said:
Rafta Rafta dekho aankh jis se lari hai.

Girl Replied: Teri Aankh Jis se lari hai,
woh tere baap se bhi bari hai..!!
‪2.‬A couple had a huge fight one night

Going to bed husband says:
Good Night old mother of 3 kids

Wife replied:
Good Night Father of none
‪3.‬Ek Machchhar Takle Ke Sar Pe Ja Baitha

Dosra Machchhar Bola:
Wah Kya Ghar Dhunda Hai?

Pehla Bola:
Ghar Kahan, Abhi To Sirf Plot Kharida Hai.
‪4.‬Khwaish dil se jatayi nahi jati,
Dosto ki yaad yuhi bhulayi nahi jati,
Chalo Hum hi SMS ker dete hai.
Hamare Dosto se to ye taqleef uthai nahi jati.
‪5.‬How does lazy people take bath during winter?

Like u..

They stand in front of a mirror,
throw water on da mirror & say-
OYE MAR GAYE!!
ITNA THANDA!!
‪6.‬Dedicated to all over attitude girls:
Darling! Don’t be proud if every boy wants u..
Because
Every cheap things have a lot of buyers..!!
‪7.‬Koi 1 din select karo..

Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat

Kar liya…?

.

Reply mat karna..

Bas us din naha liya karo plz

I know sardi kaafi hai.. Par nahana bhi zaruri hai
‪8.‬Ek kali ladki ko jadugar ne jadoo se pankh uga diya..


LADKI: Are wah mai pari ban gai..

JADUGAR- Nahi re tu chamgadar ban gai hai.
‪9.‬Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho jaata hai..


(^_^)
00:01

(“_”)
00:02

(+_+)
00:03

(‘_”)
00:04

(*_*)
00:05

Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff..!!
‪10.‬Husband asks:
Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means.. Without Information Fighting Every time!


WIFE says No, it means:
With Idiot for Ever