May On This GOOD FRIDAY We Start It With Fasting And Prayers So That We Can Bring God?S Mercy And Forgiveness On All Mankind Lets Pray
Friday, 6 April 2012
Sms Good Friday
Da Cross Was 2 Pieces Of Dead Wood And A Helpless Unresisting Man Was Nailed 2 It Yet It Was Mightier Dan Da World And Triumphed & Will
Christain Good Friday Sms
In His Last Supper, Jesus Gav His Body And Blood For Us! Let Us Remember This Beautify Act Of The Lord On This Maundy Thursday. Happy Maundy Thursday
Good Friday Texts Hindi
GOOD FRIDAY In My Heart! Fear & Affright! My Thoughts Are The Disciples When They Fled, My Words The Words That Priest & Soldier Said My Deed The Spear To Desecrate The Dead...
Happy Good Friday Hindi Scraps
What Hard Travail God Does In Death, He Strives In Sleep, In Our Despair, And All Flesh Shudders Underneath, The Nightmare Of His Sepulchre
Good Friday Sayings Hindi
Feel Good When Somebody Miss U. Feel Better When Somebody Loves U. But Feel Best When Somebody Never Forgets U. Good Friday
Good Friday Quotes Hindi
Thinking Of U On Good Friday And Praying Dat Da Lord Keep U In His Luving Care Always
Good Holy Friday Quotes Hindi
Praying Dat Da Lord Holds U In His Luv And Blesses U Wid His Grace... On Dis Holy Day & Always!
Blessings On Good Friday Hindi
I Am Da Witness 2 His Fearless Death. I Am A Token Of His Last Promise - 4giveness I Am Da CROSS Blessings On Good Friday
A perfect God demands a perfect justice
A perfect God demands a perfect justice He cannot let us get away with sin. We used God’s gift of our free will to trespass So heaven’s gates were closed; we couldn’t get in
On dis day of GOOD FRIDAY
On dis day of GOOD FRIDAY, lets remembr dat 2012 years ago D Lord of Lords was crucified and resurrected for Our Sins and showed us d sinless way.. So let us follow d Way & make Him happy FoReVeR
May the blesssings
May the blesssings Of the Lord Shine upon u On this Holy Day & may he always Keep in his loving care
Hindi Easter SMS
Wishing U a Very “HAPPY EASTER”
Wid Luv And Best Wishes..
May That EASTER Day Brings
LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.
May u Live Long LIFE…
And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times…
Remember me in ur prayers..
Wid Luv And Best Wishes..
May That EASTER Day Brings
LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.
May u Live Long LIFE…
And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times…
Remember me in ur prayers..
Hindi Easter SMS
The resurrection gives my life
meaning and direction and the opportunity
to start over no matter what my circumstances.
meaning and direction and the opportunity
to start over no matter what my circumstances.
Hindi Easter SMS
The stone was rolled away from the door,
not to permit Christ to come out,
but to enable the disciples to go in.
not to permit Christ to come out,
but to enable the disciples to go in.
Hindi Easter SMS
The cross of Christ
shows us that God’s love
is of deepest descent…
universal distribution and
of eternal duration.
shows us that God’s love
is of deepest descent…
universal distribution and
of eternal duration.
Hindi Easter SMS
Let every man and woman count himself immortal.
Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection.
Let him say not merely, “Christ is risen,” but “I shall rise.”
Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection.
Let him say not merely, “Christ is risen,” but “I shall rise.”
Hindi Easter SMS
The Lord came to earth
with a life to give,
so each one of us
may continue to live.
Happy Easter!
with a life to give,
so each one of us
may continue to live.
Happy Easter!
Hindi Easter SMS
Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!
Hindi Easter SMS
May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter
Hindi Easter SMS
Easter bring Fun, Easter bring Happiness,
Easter bring God Endless Blessings,
Easter bring fresh love…
Happy Easter to You
with all best wishes
Easter bring God Endless Blessings,
Easter bring fresh love…
Happy Easter to You
with all best wishes
Friday, 30 March 2012
Teri bari hay attendence lagwa
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
Hotho se jo choo liya, ehsas ab tak hai
Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¢â‚¬Â¦
Aur kyo na ho¢â‚¬Â¦ Khayi Bhi to ¢â‚¬Å“HARI Mirchi¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â-hai
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¢â‚¬Â¦
Aur kyo na ho¢â‚¬Â¦ Khayi Bhi to ¢â‚¬Å“HARI Mirchi¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â-hai
Friday, 16 March 2012
Insuting Hindi SMS Messages
1.Superb Bezzati
A girl wearing a burka was going on the road.
Boy going just behind the girl said:
Rafta Rafta dekho aankh jis se lari hai.
Girl Replied: Teri Aankh Jis se lari hai,
woh tere baap se bhi bari hai..!!
2.A couple had a huge fight one night
Going to bed husband says:
Good Night old mother of 3 kids
Wife replied:
Good Night Father of none
3.Ek Machchhar Takle Ke Sar Pe Ja Baitha
Dosra Machchhar Bola:
Wah Kya Ghar Dhunda Hai?
Pehla Bola:
Ghar Kahan, Abhi To Sirf Plot Kharida Hai.
4.Khwaish dil se jatayi nahi jati,
Dosto ki yaad yuhi bhulayi nahi jati,
Chalo Hum hi SMS ker dete hai.
Hamare Dosto se to ye taqleef uthai nahi jati.
5.How does lazy people take bath during winter?
Like u..
They stand in front of a mirror,
throw water on da mirror & say-
OYE MAR GAYE!!
ITNA THANDA!!
6.Dedicated to all over attitude girls:
Darling! Don’t be proud if every boy wants u..
Because
Every cheap things have a lot of buyers..!!
7.Koi 1 din select karo..
Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
Kar liya…?
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Reply mat karna..
Bas us din naha liya karo plz
I know sardi kaafi hai.. Par nahana bhi zaruri hai
8.Ek kali ladki ko jadugar ne jadoo se pankh uga diya..
LADKI: Are wah mai pari ban gai..
JADUGAR- Nahi re tu chamgadar ban gai hai.
9.Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho jaata hai..
(^_^)
00:01
(“_”)
00:02
(+_+)
00:03
(‘_”)
00:04
(*_*)
00:05
Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff..!!
10.Husband asks:
Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means.. Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means:
With Idiot for Ever
A girl wearing a burka was going on the road.
Boy going just behind the girl said:
Rafta Rafta dekho aankh jis se lari hai.
Girl Replied: Teri Aankh Jis se lari hai,
woh tere baap se bhi bari hai..!!
2.A couple had a huge fight one night
Going to bed husband says:
Good Night old mother of 3 kids
Wife replied:
Good Night Father of none
3.Ek Machchhar Takle Ke Sar Pe Ja Baitha
Dosra Machchhar Bola:
Wah Kya Ghar Dhunda Hai?
Pehla Bola:
Ghar Kahan, Abhi To Sirf Plot Kharida Hai.
4.Khwaish dil se jatayi nahi jati,
Dosto ki yaad yuhi bhulayi nahi jati,
Chalo Hum hi SMS ker dete hai.
Hamare Dosto se to ye taqleef uthai nahi jati.
5.How does lazy people take bath during winter?
Like u..
They stand in front of a mirror,
throw water on da mirror & say-
OYE MAR GAYE!!
ITNA THANDA!!
6.Dedicated to all over attitude girls:
Darling! Don’t be proud if every boy wants u..
Because
Every cheap things have a lot of buyers..!!
7.Koi 1 din select karo..
Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
Kar liya…?
.
Reply mat karna..
Bas us din naha liya karo plz
I know sardi kaafi hai.. Par nahana bhi zaruri hai
8.Ek kali ladki ko jadugar ne jadoo se pankh uga diya..
LADKI: Are wah mai pari ban gai..
JADUGAR- Nahi re tu chamgadar ban gai hai.
9.Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho jaata hai..
(^_^)
00:01
(“_”)
00:02
(+_+)
00:03
(‘_”)
00:04
(*_*)
00:05
Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff..!!
10.Husband asks:
Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means.. Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means:
With Idiot for Ever
April fool New Funny Sms Collection
So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.
“U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.
“U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
April fool New Funny Sms Collection
mil gaya,
mil gaya mughe KOI mil gaya…..
oye oye mil gia
mil gia , oye mil gia
sach me mil gaya Yaar…………..
April main mara SMS padhne wala ik or FOOL mil gaya, HELLO FOOL
mil gaya mughe KOI mil gaya…..
oye oye mil gia
mil gia , oye mil gia
sach me mil gaya Yaar…………..
April main mara SMS padhne wala ik or FOOL mil gaya, HELLO FOOL
Monday, 12 March 2012
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,
ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mery ghar ka sara kaam ker do
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,
ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mery ghar ka sara kaam ker do
In hasino se Rasm-e-Wafa aur Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
In hasino se Rasm-e-Wafa aur Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
Jab tum aaine ke paas jate ho to aaina kehta hai
Jab tum aaine ke paas jate ho to aaina kehta hai “beautiful beautiful”
aur jab tum aaine se dour jate ho to aaina kehta hai “aprilfool, aprilfool “
aur jab tum aaine se dour jate ho to aaina kehta hai “aprilfool, aprilfool “
Dont open this msg till tomorrow..
Dont open this msg till tomorrow
Rukjaen
Rukjaen
Rukjaen
Rukjaen
Rukjaen
Ruk..jaen
Menu pata c tusi nai rukna
Main msg ee kal pejan ga,.. :p
Rukjaen
Rukjaen
Rukjaen
Rukjaen
Rukjaen
Ruk..jaen
Menu pata c tusi nai rukna
Main msg ee kal pejan ga,.. :p
Nigahon ko nigahon se mila ker to dekho
Nigahon ko nigahon se mila ker to dekho….,
dil ki bat ek bar bata ker to dekho…,
sab kareeb aney lagen ge teray…,
ek hafta lagatar NAHA ker to dekho
dil ki bat ek bar bata ker to dekho…,
sab kareeb aney lagen ge teray…,
ek hafta lagatar NAHA ker to dekho
Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA….????
Hugli Hugli
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly
Busssssssssssssss!!!!!!
Hans mat….
yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya…..
Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA….???? :)
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly
Busssssssssssssss!!!!!!
Hans mat….
yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya…..
Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA….???? :)
In haseeno se Rasme Wafa…
In haseeno se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
Sunday, 11 March 2012
Mai APRIL tu….? FOOL
Aisa DOSTANA hamara
Mai KASHTI tu kinara
Mai DHANUSH tu teer
Mai MATAR tu paneer
Mai VARSHA tu badal
Mai RAJMA tu chawal
Mai HOT tu cool
Mai APRIL tu….?
Mai KASHTI tu kinara
Mai DHANUSH tu teer
Mai MATAR tu paneer
Mai VARSHA tu badal
Mai RAJMA tu chawal
Mai HOT tu cool
Mai APRIL tu….?
Baap re Baap…
Seny main dil,
Dil main dard,
Dard main yaqin,
Yaqin main khiyal,
Khiyal main khuab,
Khuab main tasveer
Tasveer main sirf ap!!!!
Itna Darawna khuab?
Baap re Baap
Dil main dard,
Dard main yaqin,
Yaqin main khiyal,
Khiyal main khuab,
Khuab main tasveer
Tasveer main sirf ap!!!!
Itna Darawna khuab?
Baap re Baap
Saturday, 10 March 2012
aj agr ap ko koi kahe k aap
Aj Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap
"Khubsoorat"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"
Ho
To rakh k moun pe thapr dena
Or kehna
Bad_Tameez!
"MUSLIMAAN"
APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty
"Khubsoorat"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"
Ho
To rakh k moun pe thapr dena
Or kehna
Bad_Tameez!
"MUSLIMAAN"
APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty
Tu Hi Pas To Tha
Tu thi paas to tha ek
bahana jeeny ka,
Ab tu nahi to is zindagi
ko bhi khair jeena kya!
Ab to teri yadon main
hi hain mashgul hum,..
Khair woh baat alag k har
lamhy main bante hain
april fool hum..
bahana jeeny ka,
Ab tu nahi to is zindagi
ko bhi khair jeena kya!
Ab to teri yadon main
hi hain mashgul hum,..
Khair woh baat alag k har
lamhy main bante hain
april fool hum..
Ager Manzil Ko Pana Hai
Agar manzil ko pana hai
to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to
aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho
to BRUSH AUR PASTE
SAATH RAKHNA.
to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to
aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho
to BRUSH AUR PASTE
SAATH RAKHNA.
Attendance
Attendance..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
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Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendance lagwa.
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendance lagwa.
You Are Ghonchu
You are a GHONCHU..
G-great
H-hot
O-one in million
N-naughty
C-cute
H-humble
U-unique
Zyada khush mat ho,
hai to tu ghonchu hi…
G-great
H-hot
O-one in million
N-naughty
C-cute
H-humble
U-unique
Zyada khush mat ho,
hai to tu ghonchu hi…
Friday, 9 March 2012
Hari Mirchi Hai
Honton se jo cho liya,
Ehsaas Ab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hain,
Aur sanson main Aag
ab tak hai
Aur kyon na ho…
Khai Bhi to “HARI Mirchi” hai
Ehsaas Ab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hain,
Aur sanson main Aag
ab tak hai
Aur kyon na ho…
Khai Bhi to “HARI Mirchi” hai
Aisa Dostana Hamara
Aisa hai dostana hamara,
main khisti tu kinara ,
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main matar tu paneer ,
main barish tu badal ,
main rajma tu chawal,
main hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool.
main khisti tu kinara ,
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main matar tu paneer ,
main barish tu badal ,
main rajma tu chawal,
main hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool.
Aaj Kal Harpal
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay,
har vaqt, maheno, salo saal
se ek DIL tumhare liye
dhadakta tha aur dhadakta
rahega aur wo DIL
hai your’s own DEAR.
har vaqt, maheno, salo saal
se ek DIL tumhare liye
dhadakta tha aur dhadakta
rahega aur wo DIL
hai your’s own DEAR.
In Hasino Se Rasme Wafa
In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai
Tamam Bewaqufon
Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho
Manzil Ki Taraf
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.
Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane
do aur jo aage hain unse aage
niklo. Tabhi ek achhe
TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane
do aur jo aage hain unse aage
niklo. Tabhi ek achhe
TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
Dil Chahta Hai…
Dil Chahta Hai Ke Tujhe Apna Bana Loon..
Khud Ko Bhool Jaon Or Tujh Main Samaloon..
Ab Lafzoon Se Ye Dil Behalta Naheen…
Dil Chahta Hai Ke Tujhe Apney Pas…
Khud Ko Bhool Jaon Or Tujh Main Samaloon..
Ab Lafzoon Se Ye Dil Behalta Naheen…
Dil Chahta Hai Ke Tujhe Apney Pas…
140 Character Romantic Hindi SMS
Dil ki batein aakhon se kahi jati hai,
Bol dhadkan se sune jate hai,
Aap toh nadan hai jo saaf sunna chahte hai,
Ishq ke jazbat toh sirf mehsoos kiye jate hai.
Bol dhadkan se sune jate hai,
Aap toh nadan hai jo saaf sunna chahte hai,
Ishq ke jazbat toh sirf mehsoos kiye jate hai.
160 Character Romantic Hindi SMS
Tu kya jane kya hai tanhai,
is tute hue Dil se puch kya hai judai,
Bewfai ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad nahi aai…
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Yuhin sapno se Dil ko lagaya karo,
Kisi k khwaabon me aya jaya karo,
Jab bhi Dil kahe ki koi tumhe bhi manaye,
Bas hame yaad kar k ruth jaya karo…
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Maine khuda se ek dua mangi,
dua me apni maut mangi,
khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe de dun,
par uska kya jisne har dua me teri jindgi mangi…
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Har baar unki salamati ki dua karenge,
unki aarzu me apni hasti fanah karenge,
wo chahe daaman bachale humse lekin,
hum marte dam tak unse vafa karenge…
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Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi…
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Wo Zindgi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Wo Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Wo Yaade kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur wohTum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi…
is tute hue Dil se puch kya hai judai,
Bewfai ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad nahi aai…
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Yuhin sapno se Dil ko lagaya karo,
Kisi k khwaabon me aya jaya karo,
Jab bhi Dil kahe ki koi tumhe bhi manaye,
Bas hame yaad kar k ruth jaya karo…
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Maine khuda se ek dua mangi,
dua me apni maut mangi,
khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe de dun,
par uska kya jisne har dua me teri jindgi mangi…
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Har baar unki salamati ki dua karenge,
unki aarzu me apni hasti fanah karenge,
wo chahe daaman bachale humse lekin,
hum marte dam tak unse vafa karenge…
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Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi…
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Wo Zindgi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Wo Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Wo Yaade kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur wohTum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi…
Romantic Hindi SMS for Husband
Kisi Mod Pe Hame.n Akela Mat Chhodna..
Armano Se Bhare Is Dil Ko Mat Todna,
Duniya Begani Ho Jayegi, Janta Hoon
Par Aap Hamara Saath Kabhi Mat Chhodna…
Armano Se Bhare Is Dil Ko Mat Todna,
Duniya Begani Ho Jayegi, Janta Hoon
Par Aap Hamara Saath Kabhi Mat Chhodna…
Romantic Hindi SMS
Chandani Rato Me Kuch Bheege khayalo Ki Tarah
Mene Chaha Hai Tumhe Din ke Ujalon Ki Tarah
Guzre The Jo Kuch Lamhe Tumhare Sath
Meri Yaado Me Chamakte Hai Wo Sitaron Ki Tarah…
Mene Chaha Hai Tumhe Din ke Ujalon Ki Tarah
Guzre The Jo Kuch Lamhe Tumhare Sath
Meri Yaado Me Chamakte Hai Wo Sitaron Ki Tarah…
Romantic Love SMS in Hindi
Hoti nahi mohabbat surat se,
Mohabbat to dil se hoti hai,
Surat unki khud hi pyaari lagti hai,
Kadar jinki dil mein hoti hai!
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Mohabat Kisi Aisay Shakhs Ki Talash Nahi
Jis K Sath Raha Jaye…
Mohabat To Aisay Shakhs Ki Talash Hai
Jis K Baghair Na Raha Jaye..
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Tere husne ke hum diwane ho gaye
Tuhje apna banate banate hum khud se begane ho gaye
Na chod na mujhe tu aaye zalim
Tere kareeb aakar hum duniya se dur hogaye…
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Dekhe jo jalwe husne yaar ke
Hum to chale rahi banke pyaar ke
Likh karr di bayan haal yeh dil ka
Ab to kaat te nehi tere bin lamhe intezaar ka…
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Jhuki huyi nazro se youn humko diwana na banao
Sharmake tum humare dil mein youn pyaar na jatao
Apni aadao se hunmko madhosh na karr zalim
Humare kareeb aa kar youn tum humko na satao…
Mohabbat to dil se hoti hai,
Surat unki khud hi pyaari lagti hai,
Kadar jinki dil mein hoti hai!
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Mohabat Kisi Aisay Shakhs Ki Talash Nahi
Jis K Sath Raha Jaye…
Mohabat To Aisay Shakhs Ki Talash Hai
Jis K Baghair Na Raha Jaye..
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Tere husne ke hum diwane ho gaye
Tuhje apna banate banate hum khud se begane ho gaye
Na chod na mujhe tu aaye zalim
Tere kareeb aakar hum duniya se dur hogaye…
`
Dekhe jo jalwe husne yaar ke
Hum to chale rahi banke pyaar ke
Likh karr di bayan haal yeh dil ka
Ab to kaat te nehi tere bin lamhe intezaar ka…
`
Jhuki huyi nazro se youn humko diwana na banao
Sharmake tum humare dil mein youn pyaar na jatao
Apni aadao se hunmko madhosh na karr zalim
Humare kareeb aa kar youn tum humko na satao…
Romantic Hindi SMS For Girlfriend
mushkil is duniya me kuch bhi nahi
fir bhi log apne irade tod dete hai
agar sach dilse ho rishte to sitare bhi
apni jageh unke liya chod dete hai…
`
Jo hasaye wo dost, jo rulaye wo pyar,
jo jhuke wo dost, jo jhukaye wo pyar,
jo manaye wo dost, jo sataye wo pyar,
phir bhi dosti chhod k log kyu karte h pyar..
`
Tere ishq mein zalim
Humne ki kurbaan zindegi humari
Harr ek saanso mein
Humne likha hai naam tumahari
Tere aane se mehka hai zindegi humara
Humne likha hai is dil mein shirf naam tumhara…
`
Kabhi raat me taare gin kar dekhana
Jitna ho utna aap mujhe miss karte ho,
Aur jitne bach gaye utni bar hum aapko yaad karte hai…
`
Aksar pyaar karne wale apni chahat ki taarif karte hai,
taki woh unse juda na ho jaye,
hum isliye khamosh rehte hai,
taki koi aur aap par fida na ho jaye..
fir bhi log apne irade tod dete hai
agar sach dilse ho rishte to sitare bhi
apni jageh unke liya chod dete hai…
`
Jo hasaye wo dost, jo rulaye wo pyar,
jo jhuke wo dost, jo jhukaye wo pyar,
jo manaye wo dost, jo sataye wo pyar,
phir bhi dosti chhod k log kyu karte h pyar..
`
Tere ishq mein zalim
Humne ki kurbaan zindegi humari
Harr ek saanso mein
Humne likha hai naam tumahari
Tere aane se mehka hai zindegi humara
Humne likha hai is dil mein shirf naam tumhara…
`
Kabhi raat me taare gin kar dekhana
Jitna ho utna aap mujhe miss karte ho,
Aur jitne bach gaye utni bar hum aapko yaad karte hai…
`
Aksar pyaar karne wale apni chahat ki taarif karte hai,
taki woh unse juda na ho jaye,
hum isliye khamosh rehte hai,
taki koi aur aap par fida na ho jaye..
Romantic SMS for Girlfriend in Hindi
Aapke sms ko saan mante hai,
Jawab dena emaan mante hai,
Woh aur hai jo pyaar mein jaan dete hai,
Hum to apko hi apni jaan mante hai…
Jawab dena emaan mante hai,
Woh aur hai jo pyaar mein jaan dete hai,
Hum to apko hi apni jaan mante hai…
Romantic Love SMS for Girlfriend in Hindi
Tum bin zindagi suni si lagti hai,
Har pal adhuri si lagti hai,
Aab to en saason ko apni saason se jodo,
Warna zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai…
Har pal adhuri si lagti hai,
Aab to en saason ko apni saason se jodo,
Warna zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai…
Love SMS in Hindi
Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le,
Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le,
Khuda na kare voh faad bhi dale,
To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle…
Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le,
Khuda na kare voh faad bhi dale,
To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle…
Romantic Hindi Love SMS
Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,
Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai…
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,
Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai…
Cute Hindi Flirt SMS
Teray simple face ki beauty nai
Meray gentle heart ko maar diya
Teray love ko paa kar main nai
Night ko sona chod diya…
Meray gentle heart ko maar diya
Teray love ko paa kar main nai
Night ko sona chod diya…
Happy Teddy Bear Day SMS
Teri meri dosti ka afsana bhi hai
Is me pyar ka khazana bhi hai
Isliye chahte hain aapse Teddy Bear mangna
Or aaj to mangne ka bahana bhi hai
Happy Teddy Bear Day
Is me pyar ka khazana bhi hai
Isliye chahte hain aapse Teddy Bear mangna
Or aaj to mangne ka bahana bhi hai
Happy Teddy Bear Day
Romantic SMS in Hindi
Dil ki mehfil mein ujala kijiye,
Roj pyaar bhare sms kiya kijiye,
Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi dear,
Apno k liye thoda waqt nikala kijiye…
Roj pyaar bhare sms kiya kijiye,
Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi dear,
Apno k liye thoda waqt nikala kijiye…
Zindage ke Aansoo A Heart Touching Story by Zunee..
Aankho se bahe jai woh Moti kehlate hain,
Khushi ke hote hai to gam ke woh moti.
Zindagi me humare chahne na chahne se kya hota hai,
hota wahi hai jo kismat me likha hota hai.
ye baat alag hai ke hum apne haath se
apni mehanat se usse jine ki wajah,
ya sahara banasakte hai .
Heena ,maa baap ki ankho ka tara hai
jo aaj kisi ke ghar ki zinat baane jarahi thi.
Apne dil ke tokde ko khushi kisi bida karan
Kitna mushkil hota hai haar maa,baap ,bhai bahen ke liye
Apne sath najane kitni sari yaade chud jati hai
To kitni sarai yaade dejati hai.
&nkisi ke chale jane se
Yaad aati hai
Heena ki ankhe naam thi apno se bichdne ka gam tha
un me na chahte huwe bhi aanss bahe jarahe the.
Zindagi ki sab se badi khushi mili iss baat ko jante huwe bhi
Ankhe naam thi.woh the aansu.jo bahe ja rahe the.
Nai naweli dulhan,gaheri khubsurta ankhe,gulab ki pankdiyu ki tarha hoti,kayam dhati muskan.Jo dekhe to bass dekha hi rahejaye.
Gazab ka hussn paya tha Heena ne.
Mudikahi me log tarfi karte nahi thak rahe the
Har kisi ke alfaz yahi the ke Asif ,”bahot khush kissmat hai
Jo chanda jaisi biwi mili.”
Kya wakai me Asif lucky hai?
Heena kya sach me itni Khubsurat hai ke kismat ko uss par gurror ho
ke Khuda ne uss ko iss kadar khubsurat banaya?
Jitni Khubsurat woh hai kya utni hi khubsurat uss ki kiss mat hai?
Kissmat ke naam ko to sab jaante hai lekin,
Kissmat me kya likha hai Allah Jaanta hai.
Ghughat ko jaise hi Asif ne uthaya
Uss ke muh se ye hi nikl pada Mashallah ,
Allah aap ko nazre bad se humesha bachaye rakhe ,
Duniya ki sari khushiya aap ko mile[ameen]
baato hi baato me raat kab guzar gai pata hi nahi chala.
Heena ko gulab behad passand the iss liye Asif chate the
ke woh valime[reception] ka sara hall gulab ke pholo se sajaye .
Heena ,”aaj hum aap ke liye kuch karna chate hai ,
I have one surprise for you jaan.
Aap jaab dekhoge to bass dekhte hi reh jaoge
dekhiyega. aap zindagi me kabhi nahi bhul paoge ”
Heena: par kya bataiye to zara…
Asif : abhi nahi.intezar kariye ga aap humara .
ye keh kar Asif chale gaye. Aur jaab woh se lote to
Heen sach me Heen bilkul surprise ho gai
Iss kadar ke uss se kuch kehte hi nahi baan raha tha
nahi kuch karte. bass tak taki lagaye thi Heena.
se jaana chate hai ,
kya aap kisi ladki ka husband ke marjane se
us ki zindagi ruk jati hai,?
kya samaj me uss ko jine ka haakh nahi hai?
Aur kya hum pade likje hone ke nate
Kya iss samaj ko badalne ki takat nahi rakhte.
Dosto koi galt kaam kare uss se pahele uss ko rukdo.
Pyar se pyar baate chaliye dekhiye
zindagi me behad khushiya milegi.
Dil ko jo sukun milega woh unmol hota hai.
Aisa koi kaam karo jo insaniyat kahelaye
aur Allah Tallah bhi aap se razi ho jaye.
Zindagi me socha bhi nahi hoga ke kabhi aisa bhi waqt aayega ,
Bhai apni bahen ko pagh phere ke liye lene aarahe the
bahot khush ke aaj bahen kitni khush hogi
uss ki muskan par to duniya kurban kardo..
Lekin ye kya HeenA aise kyu baithi hai ,Allah!
ye sab kaise aur kab huwa .
ye kaise ya mere Parwar digar meri bahen.
Apni bahen ko sine se laga liya.
HeenA muh se to kuch nahi bol pa rahi thi
Lekin aankho se uss ke bahe ja rahe the Aansu bass Anssu.
Kya khushiyo aati hai to sath pane gaam bhi le aati hai kya?
khushi theek se mahesus bhi nahi ki theek se
to gam ki andheri raat chagai.
Saaz aur singar utardiya gaya.
Chudiya jo pyar se pahenai thi kal aaj unhe tod diya ja raha tha,
Gahene jo uss ki khubsurti badha rahe the nikal diye jarahe the.
Kal hi ek nai zindagi ki shurwat ki thi ,
To aaj se nai zindagi ki shurawat karni hogi
kal tak sirf khushisy hi khshiya dikhai de rahi thi
To aaj se sirf andhera hi andhera…
Khubsurti ki tarif karte nahi thak rahi thi jin logo ki zaabn.
Aaj uss ko bhala bura keh rahi hai.
Kya iss me Heena ka koi kasur hai?
kya uss ko iss tarah ke tane sunte huwe jina hoga?
Yaa gaam badjane par taklif bardash nahone ki surat me
Apne aap ko taklif pahochale ?
jaan de de woh apne?
Husband ,shohar ,pati ,ya life patner sath na hoto
Us ladki ki zindagi behad muskil se guzarti hai .
Ache log jitne nahi hai jitne ke buri niyyat wale
Apni nazre jamaye hi baithe hai .
Acha to nahi karege lekin ungliya 100 ki uthegi.
uss ko iss kadar majbur kardete hai
ke woh zindagi se haar jaye apni jaan dede.
Dosto story yaha khatam nahi hoti iss story ko
aap jaise hum jaise log hi aage bada sakte hai
Uss ko jine ka maksad de sakte hai
Hum aap sab se yahi kehna chate hai..
Allah Tallah ne khubsurat zindagi hume ata ki hai.
Iss me kisi ke gaam ko kaise kaam kare.
Ye soche kisis ko kaise khushi de .
Dusro ko khushi dene me behad sukun milta hai.
Aur Allah bhi Khush hota .
Aap logo ko ye story kaisi lagi hume bataiyega
hume aap ke repaly ka intezar rahe ga
Henna ke life me kya huwa
hum aap logo ko jald hi batayege.
Khushi ke hote hai to gam ke woh moti.
Zindagi me humare chahne na chahne se kya hota hai,
hota wahi hai jo kismat me likha hota hai.
ye baat alag hai ke hum apne haath se
apni mehanat se usse jine ki wajah,
ya sahara banasakte hai .
Heena ,maa baap ki ankho ka tara hai
jo aaj kisi ke ghar ki zinat baane jarahi thi.
Apne dil ke tokde ko khushi kisi bida karan
Kitna mushkil hota hai haar maa,baap ,bhai bahen ke liye
Apne sath najane kitni sari yaade chud jati hai
To kitni sarai yaade dejati hai.
&nkisi ke chale jane se
Yaad aati hai
Heena ki ankhe naam thi apno se bichdne ka gam tha
un me na chahte huwe bhi aanss bahe jarahe the.
Zindagi ki sab se badi khushi mili iss baat ko jante huwe bhi
Ankhe naam thi.woh the aansu.jo bahe ja rahe the.
Nai naweli dulhan,gaheri khubsurta ankhe,gulab ki pankdiyu ki tarha hoti,kayam dhati muskan.Jo dekhe to bass dekha hi rahejaye.
Gazab ka hussn paya tha Heena ne.
Mudikahi me log tarfi karte nahi thak rahe the
Har kisi ke alfaz yahi the ke Asif ,”bahot khush kissmat hai
Jo chanda jaisi biwi mili.”
Kya wakai me Asif lucky hai?
Heena kya sach me itni Khubsurat hai ke kismat ko uss par gurror ho
ke Khuda ne uss ko iss kadar khubsurat banaya?
Jitni Khubsurat woh hai kya utni hi khubsurat uss ki kiss mat hai?
Kissmat ke naam ko to sab jaante hai lekin,
Kissmat me kya likha hai Allah Jaanta hai.
Ghughat ko jaise hi Asif ne uthaya
Uss ke muh se ye hi nikl pada Mashallah ,
Allah aap ko nazre bad se humesha bachaye rakhe ,
Duniya ki sari khushiya aap ko mile[ameen]
baato hi baato me raat kab guzar gai pata hi nahi chala.
Heena ko gulab behad passand the iss liye Asif chate the
ke woh valime[reception] ka sara hall gulab ke pholo se sajaye .
Heena ,”aaj hum aap ke liye kuch karna chate hai ,
I have one surprise for you jaan.
Aap jaab dekhoge to bass dekhte hi reh jaoge
dekhiyega. aap zindagi me kabhi nahi bhul paoge ”
Heena: par kya bataiye to zara…
Asif : abhi nahi.intezar kariye ga aap humara .
ye keh kar Asif chale gaye. Aur jaab woh se lote to
Heen sach me Heen bilkul surprise ho gai
Iss kadar ke uss se kuch kehte hi nahi baan raha tha
nahi kuch karte. bass tak taki lagaye thi Heena.
se jaana chate hai ,
kya aap kisi ladki ka husband ke marjane se
us ki zindagi ruk jati hai,?
kya samaj me uss ko jine ka haakh nahi hai?
Aur kya hum pade likje hone ke nate
Kya iss samaj ko badalne ki takat nahi rakhte.
Dosto koi galt kaam kare uss se pahele uss ko rukdo.
Pyar se pyar baate chaliye dekhiye
zindagi me behad khushiya milegi.
Dil ko jo sukun milega woh unmol hota hai.
Aisa koi kaam karo jo insaniyat kahelaye
aur Allah Tallah bhi aap se razi ho jaye.
Zindagi me socha bhi nahi hoga ke kabhi aisa bhi waqt aayega ,
Bhai apni bahen ko pagh phere ke liye lene aarahe the
bahot khush ke aaj bahen kitni khush hogi
uss ki muskan par to duniya kurban kardo..
Lekin ye kya HeenA aise kyu baithi hai ,Allah!
ye sab kaise aur kab huwa .
ye kaise ya mere Parwar digar meri bahen.
Apni bahen ko sine se laga liya.
HeenA muh se to kuch nahi bol pa rahi thi
Lekin aankho se uss ke bahe ja rahe the Aansu bass Anssu.
Kya khushiyo aati hai to sath pane gaam bhi le aati hai kya?
khushi theek se mahesus bhi nahi ki theek se
to gam ki andheri raat chagai.
Saaz aur singar utardiya gaya.
Chudiya jo pyar se pahenai thi kal aaj unhe tod diya ja raha tha,
Gahene jo uss ki khubsurti badha rahe the nikal diye jarahe the.
Kal hi ek nai zindagi ki shurwat ki thi ,
To aaj se nai zindagi ki shurawat karni hogi
kal tak sirf khushisy hi khshiya dikhai de rahi thi
To aaj se sirf andhera hi andhera…
Khubsurti ki tarif karte nahi thak rahi thi jin logo ki zaabn.
Aaj uss ko bhala bura keh rahi hai.
Kya iss me Heena ka koi kasur hai?
kya uss ko iss tarah ke tane sunte huwe jina hoga?
Yaa gaam badjane par taklif bardash nahone ki surat me
Apne aap ko taklif pahochale ?
jaan de de woh apne?
Husband ,shohar ,pati ,ya life patner sath na hoto
Us ladki ki zindagi behad muskil se guzarti hai .
Ache log jitne nahi hai jitne ke buri niyyat wale
Apni nazre jamaye hi baithe hai .
Acha to nahi karege lekin ungliya 100 ki uthegi.
uss ko iss kadar majbur kardete hai
ke woh zindagi se haar jaye apni jaan dede.
Dosto story yaha khatam nahi hoti iss story ko
aap jaise hum jaise log hi aage bada sakte hai
Uss ko jine ka maksad de sakte hai
Hum aap sab se yahi kehna chate hai..
Allah Tallah ne khubsurat zindagi hume ata ki hai.
Iss me kisi ke gaam ko kaise kaam kare.
Ye soche kisis ko kaise khushi de .
Dusro ko khushi dene me behad sukun milta hai.
Aur Allah bhi Khush hota .
Aap logo ko ye story kaisi lagi hume bataiyega
hume aap ke repaly ka intezar rahe ga
Henna ke life me kya huwa
hum aap logo ko jald hi batayege.
Pareshan Pappu ki Kahani..
Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Pappu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam
Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine
Pappu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami
Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal
Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha
Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya
Aur **** di usne Appraisal ki moh maya
Boss se bola, “Tum kyon satate ho ?”
“Appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho”
“Promotion do warna chala jaunga”
“Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga”
Boss haans ke bola “Nahi koi baat”
“Abhi aur bhi Pappus hai mere paas”
“Yeh duniya Pappuon se bhari hai”
“Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai”
“Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga”
“Tumhari tarah Ek aur Pappu banaunga”
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Pappu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam
Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine
Pappu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami
Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal
Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha
Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya
Aur **** di usne Appraisal ki moh maya
Boss se bola, “Tum kyon satate ho ?”
“Appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho”
“Promotion do warna chala jaunga”
“Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga”
Boss haans ke bola “Nahi koi baat”
“Abhi aur bhi Pappus hai mere paas”
“Yeh duniya Pappuon se bhari hai”
“Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai”
“Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga”
“Tumhari tarah Ek aur Pappu banaunga”
Monday, 5 March 2012
Waiter bill alag alag lana…
Boy & Girl in restuarant:
Boy-main last bar puch raha hu,
um mujhse shadi karogi?
Girl- nahi
Boy-soch lo
Girl-keh diya na nahi
Boy-waiter bill alag alag lana.
Boy-main last bar puch raha hu,
um mujhse shadi karogi?
Girl- nahi
Boy-soch lo
Girl-keh diya na nahi
Boy-waiter bill alag alag lana.
Hindi SMS & Jokes
Teacher 2 student : What’s Your Cast ?
Student : Pehle to hum Pandit The,
Fir Rajput Hue,
Fir Baniya ho Gaye,
Abhi Hai Darji,
Or
Aage AMMI ki Marzi.
Agar Basanti Ki Mausi Thakur Ko Rakhi Bandhe to Basanti
or Thakur Ka Kya Rishta Hua ? ? ?
Socho…..
Socho…..
Kuch Bhi Nahi Apna Apna Kaam Karo
Thakur Ke Haath Hi Nahi The.
If People Say You are Crazy,
be patient,
You are monkey relax,
You are Mad,
be cool,
but
if they say you are Smart ,
Thappad lagana Saale ko !
Mazaak ki bhi had hoti hai.
Student : Pehle to hum Pandit The,
Fir Rajput Hue,
Fir Baniya ho Gaye,
Abhi Hai Darji,
Or
Aage AMMI ki Marzi.
Agar Basanti Ki Mausi Thakur Ko Rakhi Bandhe to Basanti
or Thakur Ka Kya Rishta Hua ? ? ?
Socho…..
Socho…..
Kuch Bhi Nahi Apna Apna Kaam Karo
Thakur Ke Haath Hi Nahi The.
If People Say You are Crazy,
be patient,
You are monkey relax,
You are Mad,
be cool,
but
if they say you are Smart ,
Thappad lagana Saale ko !
Mazaak ki bhi had hoti hai.
Friday, 2 March 2012
Sardarji Bank Loan Joke - Latest Jokes on Sardar - New Sardar Jokes - Sardar Jokes
A sardarji walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks andneeds to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
Sardarji replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
Sardarji replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
Sardar ji Sms Jokes - Santa Sardar JI Sms Shayari
kinj rokan age khad ke jande sajna nu
hun ki aakha mein ladke jande sajna nu
sanuchad ke chup ahipite tur chale
koi puche baho fad ke jande sajna nu
uccha niva mada kuch v bolya nahi
Pher bol kehrene radke jande sajna nu.
1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,
wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise?
1 srdar:Mene”I Luv U”kaha,
to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.
Meri Ardaas Hai Sacche Rab Aggey,
Sab Nu Pyar Da Muh Dikhai Rabba,
Hun Hor Vicchora Nahi Seh Hunda,
Kite Mera V Yaar Milai Rabba,
Premi Hunde Ne Roop Rabb Da,
Seh Sakde Na Eh Judai Rabba!!!!
Judge: Is Sardar ke dono kaan kaat Do!
Santa:nahi main andha ho jaunga! Judge:
Bewkuf andha kaise hoga? Santa:Main CHASHMA
kaise pehnuga
Roohan Da Pyar pa ke oh tur Gaye,
Keh gaye ki tahanu Azad kita,
par ohna Azad ho K ki Karna Jina nu,
Tusi rooha tak Barbad kita.
1st Sardar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha
2nd sardar: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya?
1st:Mujhe yad nahi kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na.
hun ki aakha mein ladke jande sajna nu
sanuchad ke chup ahipite tur chale
koi puche baho fad ke jande sajna nu
uccha niva mada kuch v bolya nahi
Pher bol kehrene radke jande sajna nu.
1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,
wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise?
1 srdar:Mene”I Luv U”kaha,
to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.
Meri Ardaas Hai Sacche Rab Aggey,
Sab Nu Pyar Da Muh Dikhai Rabba,
Hun Hor Vicchora Nahi Seh Hunda,
Kite Mera V Yaar Milai Rabba,
Premi Hunde Ne Roop Rabb Da,
Seh Sakde Na Eh Judai Rabba!!!!
Judge: Is Sardar ke dono kaan kaat Do!
Santa:nahi main andha ho jaunga! Judge:
Bewkuf andha kaise hoga? Santa:Main CHASHMA
kaise pehnuga
Roohan Da Pyar pa ke oh tur Gaye,
Keh gaye ki tahanu Azad kita,
par ohna Azad ho K ki Karna Jina nu,
Tusi rooha tak Barbad kita.
1st Sardar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha
2nd sardar: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya?
1st:Mujhe yad nahi kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na.
New Sardar Jokes - Funny Sardar Jokes - Indian Jokes on Sardar
SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..
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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver
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Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."
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SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..
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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver
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Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."
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SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.
Indian Jokes on Sardar - Sardar sms Jokes, Sardar Ji Jokes, Sardar sms - Funny Sardar Jokes
Friend Sardar se: Me Tennis k barey me Tm sy Ziada Jnta hun.
Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne =P
Sardarji was buying ticket on every station.
Friend: Why dont you buy 1 ticket for the whole trip?
Sardar: Oji, My doctor told me not to take long trips.
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
Sardar ji:Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan: abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.
Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne =P
Sardarji was buying ticket on every station.
Friend: Why dont you buy 1 ticket for the whole trip?
Sardar: Oji, My doctor told me not to take long trips.
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
Sardar ji:Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan: abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.
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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
and…. she is my kidney.
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said €India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
and…. she is my kidney.
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said €India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
Hindi SMS Jokes
Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu
Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu
Daya says salary sabko milti he
Darwaza main hi kyo todu??
Ladko ka dil mandir k tarah hota hai.
Pavitra or Sachcha.
Isliye to...
jab ladke
I love u kehte hai
to ladkiya apni sandal utar leti hai..
India Rocks:---
Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko
kaun chala rahela hai ?
Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to
SMS chala rahela hai….
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?
Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …
Sardar Manmohan Singh !!
Yar Tu Khariat Se Hy Na?
Teri Tabiat Theek Hy Na? Boht Din Ho Gaye
Tu Kachra Uthany Nhi Ay!!
Sara Mohalla Tera Intizar Kr Rha Hai
Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar..
Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu
Daya says salary sabko milti he
Darwaza main hi kyo todu??
Ladko ka dil mandir k tarah hota hai.
Pavitra or Sachcha.
Isliye to...
jab ladke
I love u kehte hai
to ladkiya apni sandal utar leti hai..
India Rocks:---
Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko
kaun chala rahela hai ?
Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to
SMS chala rahela hai….
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?
Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …
Sardar Manmohan Singh !!
Yar Tu Khariat Se Hy Na?
Teri Tabiat Theek Hy Na? Boht Din Ho Gaye
Tu Kachra Uthany Nhi Ay!!
Sara Mohalla Tera Intizar Kr Rha Hai
Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar..
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Dr:Ne 1 Pagal Se Pocha:
Tum Chhat Se Q Latak Rahe Ho?
Pagal:Mai 1 Bulb hun
Dr: Tum Jal Q Nahi Rahe?
Pagal:Bewkuf Yeh INDIA h Light gyi hui h.
NEPALI KE MOBILE MEIN RAT 2 BAJE PHONE AYA....
AAP SO TO NAHI RAHE HEIN. NEPALI GUSSE SE.....
KAMINO YE JARORI NAHI KI HAR NEPALI CHOWKIDAR HO
Doctor: ab aap khatre se bahar h
phir b ap itne dar kyo rahe ho
Marij: accident hua tha
us par likha tha zindgi rahi toh phir milenge
Tum Chhat Se Q Latak Rahe Ho?
Pagal:Mai 1 Bulb hun
Dr: Tum Jal Q Nahi Rahe?
Pagal:Bewkuf Yeh INDIA h Light gyi hui h.
NEPALI KE MOBILE MEIN RAT 2 BAJE PHONE AYA....
AAP SO TO NAHI RAHE HEIN. NEPALI GUSSE SE.....
KAMINO YE JARORI NAHI KI HAR NEPALI CHOWKIDAR HO
Doctor: ab aap khatre se bahar h
phir b ap itne dar kyo rahe ho
Marij: accident hua tha
us par likha tha zindgi rahi toh phir milenge
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Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->
Some people hurt by words & some by action
BUt the biggest hurt i believe is
thAt someone ignoring u
when u value thEm bigger thEn anything else..
1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena
Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..
Dariya wafaoo ka kabi rukta nahi,
Mohabat me insaan kabhi jukta nahi,
Hum chup hai kisi ki khushi ke liye,
aur wo sochte hai dil hamara dukhta nahi.
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->
Some people hurt by words & some by action
BUt the biggest hurt i believe is
thAt someone ignoring u
when u value thEm bigger thEn anything else..
1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena
Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..
Dariya wafaoo ka kabi rukta nahi,
Mohabat me insaan kabhi jukta nahi,
Hum chup hai kisi ki khushi ke liye,
aur wo sochte hai dil hamara dukhta nahi.
April Fool SMS - Hindi 1st April Jokes - April Fool Shayari - April Fool Messages
"Plz don”t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
"In hasino se Rasme Waf
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai!
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai!
"Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain,
Aur kyo na ho, Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi-hai!
"Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo
hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.
Happy april fool
"Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota."
"kya meri naak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jaisi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.?
"Dost Pathan Say:
APRIL FOOL Manaya?
Pathan:
Haan
Dost:
Kis K Sath?
Pathan:
Biwi K Sath,
Hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Dia
Jab Wo Pareshan Hui
To Hum Bola
“APRIL FOOL”;)
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
"In hasino se Rasme Waf
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai!
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai!
"Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain,
Aur kyo na ho, Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi-hai!
"Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo
hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.
Happy april fool
"Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota."
"kya meri naak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jaisi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.?
"Dost Pathan Say:
APRIL FOOL Manaya?
Pathan:
Haan
Dost:
Kis K Sath?
Pathan:
Biwi K Sath,
Hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Dia
Jab Wo Pareshan Hui
To Hum Bola
“APRIL FOOL”;)
New April Fool SMS, Latest April Fool Messages, Funny April Fool SMS messages
Hey Get Ready
My Marriage Is Fixed.
Its On 1st Of April
Surprised?
Stupid,
1st April Is April Fool,
And U R The 1st Person
Whom I Fooled.
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
Wife Husband April fool 2012
JUDGE : Why did u kill ur husband ?
LADY : He called me from office ,
Plz open this after 4days at thursday.
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.
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I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2012.
April Fool in Advance
My Marriage Is Fixed.
Its On 1st Of April
Surprised?
Stupid,
1st April Is April Fool,
And U R The 1st Person
Whom I Fooled.
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
Wife Husband April fool 2012
JUDGE : Why did u kill ur husband ?
LADY : He called me from office ,
Plz open this after 4days at thursday.
.
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.
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I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2012.
April Fool in Advance
Thursday, 1 March 2012
2013 Holi Shayari Hindi Message, Holi Shayari Fun SMS, Holi SMS in Hind, hindi holi sms, english holi sms, holi sms collection, 140 character Messages For Holi
Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!
'
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
'
Pyar k rang se bharo pichkari,
Sneh k rang se rang do dunia sari,
ye rang na jane na koi baat na boli,
apko advance me mubarak ho Happy Holi.
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!
'
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
'
Pyar k rang se bharo pichkari,
Sneh k rang se rang do dunia sari,
ye rang na jane na koi baat na boli,
apko advance me mubarak ho Happy Holi.
Love SMS Shayari Messages in Hindi Sad Shayari Urdu Shayari Punjabi Shayari Friendship Shayari English Shayari Shayari Love Friend 140 character Shayari
Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,
ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,
pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai..
'
Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!
'
Gam-e-ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye,
ki unke isqe main hum deewane ban gaye,
humne to sunai thi apni daastain-e-dil unko,
vo zalim samjhe gazal aur wah wah kar gaye
ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,
pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai..
'
Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!
'
Gam-e-ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye,
ki unke isqe main hum deewane ban gaye,
humne to sunai thi apni daastain-e-dil unko,
vo zalim samjhe gazal aur wah wah kar gaye
2013 Valentine Day SMS collection, new Love SMS, urdu Love SMS, hindi Love SMS, english Love SMS, Free Valentine SMS, Valentine SMS text Messages 140 character Shayari
The path
that leads to love
is so Narrow that
Two can not walk on it
unless they become One
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Love so steady, love so fine,
Be my Valentine and I'll be thine.
If we love each other, rain or shine,
We'll be rockin' hand in hand
At a hundred and ninety-nine.
that leads to love
is so Narrow that
Two can not walk on it
unless they become One
'
Love so steady, love so fine,
Be my Valentine and I'll be thine.
If we love each other, rain or shine,
We'll be rockin' hand in hand
At a hundred and ninety-nine.
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Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday…
Happy Birthday!
'
har khusi khusi mange aapse,
jindagi jinda dili mange aapse,
ujala ho mukaddar me aapke itna,
ki chand bhi roshni mange aapse
* Happy Birth Day *
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Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost:
Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar:
Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!
'
Procter:Did you call Symonds as Monkey?
Bhajji: No,I called a monkey as Symonds.
Procter:So you did
Bhajji : (Silence)
Procter : How dare,you insulted a monkey.
You are banned for 3 matches.
Bhajji :
Dost:
Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar:
Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!
'
Procter:Did you call Symonds as Monkey?
Bhajji: No,I called a monkey as Symonds.
Procter:So you did
Bhajji : (Silence)
Procter : How dare,you insulted a monkey.
You are banned for 3 matches.
Bhajji :
Happy Republic day 2013 SMS Jokes, punjabi, marathi, gujarati, marwari, Hindi Republic Day, 40-120 character SMS, Hindi Republic Day SMS Shayari, Republic Day Messages
Aao Desh ka saman kare
shahido ki shahidat kare
Ek baar fir rastra ki kaman
hum hindustani apne haaton mein dhare
Aao swantrata diwas ka samaan kare.
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Happy Republic Day!
‘Salaam India!
Vande “Mataram.
shahido ki shahidat kare
Ek baar fir rastra ki kaman
hum hindustani apne haaton mein dhare
Aao swantrata diwas ka samaan kare.
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!==–..@..-=-._;
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Happy Republic Day!
‘Salaam India!
Vande “Mataram.
Munna bhai SMS, new Munna bhai Jokes, urdu Munna bhai SMS, hindi Munna bhai SMS, english Munna bhai SMS 140 character Messages For Mobile, Munna bhai & circuit sms jokes
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
,
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
,
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. .
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
,
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
,
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. .
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Dil ke tootne se nahi hoti hai aawaz,
Aansoo ke behne ka nahi hota hai andaz,
Gum ka kabhi bhi ho sakta hai aagaz,
Aur dard ke hone ka to bas hota hai ehsaas…
,
Shayad ye teri adaa hai ki tu mausam ko
deewana karke chhod deta hai,lekin wo
deewana bhi kya deewana jo bewafa se pyar
karna chhod deta hai
Aansoo ke behne ka nahi hota hai andaz,
Gum ka kabhi bhi ho sakta hai aagaz,
Aur dard ke hone ka to bas hota hai ehsaas…
,
Shayad ye teri adaa hai ki tu mausam ko
deewana karke chhod deta hai,lekin wo
deewana bhi kya deewana jo bewafa se pyar
karna chhod deta hai
Punjabi sms, Jokes, shayri, New Punjabi Sms Shayari, Punjabi SMS Jokes 140 Character for Mobile, Punjabi Jokes SMS. New SMS, Hindi Punjabi Jokes SMS. Punjabi Jokes Messages.
Shunty:rab mainu i nottan naal bhariya ghar de de!
Pappu :rab mainu 1 chandi da ghar de de !
Bunty :rab mainu 1 sone da ghar de de !
Pinku :rab mainu en 3na de ghar di chaabi de dyi.
,
Usde Kadam Jithe Jithe Paye,
Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai…
Pappu :rab mainu 1 chandi da ghar de de !
Bunty :rab mainu 1 sone da ghar de de !
Pinku :rab mainu en 3na de ghar di chaabi de dyi.
,
Usde Kadam Jithe Jithe Paye,
Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai…
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Zindagi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hain,
Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain,
Pyar se sanwar jati hai zindagi,
Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hain.
,
Dil yadoon ka gehwara.
Aankhain aasoun ka samander.
kaantairay aawaz k matlashi.
zabaan tairay milnay k liyay dua’go.
dimagh khayalon main gum.
hont pyar k pyasay.
Good Morning text messages, Good Morning sms, Good Morning pictures, Good Morning images, Good Morning graphics 140 Character for Mobile
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*;*;%*%
*;/~*%*
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)__(
(___)
FRESH FLOWERS 4 U.
AAPKI HAR SUBAH IN PHOOLO KI TARAH MEHKTI RAHE.
Good Morning...
gud morn.
,
The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously,
I miss you!
Good Morning my friend.
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*;/~*%*
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)__(
(___)
FRESH FLOWERS 4 U.
AAPKI HAR SUBAH IN PHOOLO KI TARAH MEHKTI RAHE.
Good Morning...
gud morn.
,
The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously,
I miss you!
Good Morning my friend.
Good Night Shayari SMS in Hindi, Good Night SMS Jokes, Free SMS, Collection of Hindi Good Night SMS 140 character Good Night SMS Jokes, Massages
SO RAHE HO.
BHUL GAYE ?
?
?
CHALO UTHO ?
SUSU KAR KE SONA.
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< )_,
- - .
LL .,:,
SAHBAAS !
AB.SO JAO.gud nyt.
,
A se acchi night
B se beautiful night
C se charming night
D se dreamy night
E se equaly night
F se fairy night
G se
ab ye Bhi mai batau kya
"GOOD NIGHT"
Valentine SMS, Valentine Messages, Love SMS Messages, Hindi Rose Day SMS, Miss U SMS Jokes Teddy Bear Day SMS Text Message, New Teddy Bear Day Messages & Hindi, Friendship Day SMS collection
A Cute Teddy Bear,
To My Cute Friend,
On A Cute Occasions,
Just To Say,
Happy Teddy Bear Day
,
If CARE is a WAVE,
I'll give u SEA.
If RESPECT is a LEAF,
I'll give u TREE.
If TRUST is a PLANET,
I'll give u GALAXY,
if FRIENDSHIP is LIFE,
I'll give u MINE 4 FREE..
keep smiling.
To My Cute Friend,
On A Cute Occasions,
Just To Say,
Happy Teddy Bear Day
,
If CARE is a WAVE,
I'll give u SEA.
If RESPECT is a LEAF,
I'll give u TREE.
If TRUST is a PLANET,
I'll give u GALAXY,
if FRIENDSHIP is LIFE,
I'll give u MINE 4 FREE..
keep smiling.
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Morning is silent,
morning is calm,
morning is beautifil,
but morning is not complete
without wishing u good and wonderful day.
,
Never blame any day in your life.
Good days give u happiness,
Bad days give u experience.
Worst days give u a lesson.
morning is calm,
morning is beautifil,
but morning is not complete
without wishing u good and wonderful day.
,
Never blame any day in your life.
Good days give u happiness,
Bad days give u experience.
Worst days give u a lesson.
Good Morning text messages sms, pictures, Good Morning images, Good Morning Wishess, Greetings 140 Character for Mobile
"The minute you think of giving up any relation,
think of the reason why you held it so long"
Good morning and have a nice day.
,
Morning is a special gift
from ''ALLAH" after a restful sleep,
its a new chance 2do better & try again
where we failed b4.
ENJOY GOOD MORNING
think of the reason why you held it so long"
Good morning and have a nice day.
,
Morning is a special gift
from ''ALLAH" after a restful sleep,
its a new chance 2do better & try again
where we failed b4.
ENJOY GOOD MORNING
Latest Smile SMS, Smile SMS, Smile Messages, Smile SMS Shayaris,Smile Jokes, Shayaris, Poems, Quotes, Wishess
Be-khuloos logo'n se
Ijtinab karna hay
Mujhy apne rishto'n ka
Ehtisab karna hay
Usay bhool jana hay ya
Usay yaad rakhna hay
Dukh tou ek jesa hay bs
Intikhab krna hay
,
Dil Humara Chocolate Ki Tarah Najuk
Tum Usme Dry Fruits Ka Tadka
Life Hogi Fruit And Nut Jaisi
Agar Mill Jaye Girlfriend Tere Jaisi…
Ijtinab karna hay
Mujhy apne rishto'n ka
Ehtisab karna hay
Usay bhool jana hay ya
Usay yaad rakhna hay
Dukh tou ek jesa hay bs
Intikhab krna hay
,
Dil Humara Chocolate Ki Tarah Najuk
Tum Usme Dry Fruits Ka Tadka
Life Hogi Fruit And Nut Jaisi
Agar Mill Jaye Girlfriend Tere Jaisi…
Valentine's Week List February 2013, Valentine's Day Card, 14th February Valentine's SMS, Masagess, Greetings,
Thursday, February 7, 2013: Rose Day
Friday, February 8, 2013: Propose Day
Saturday, February 9, 2013: Chocolate Day
Sunday, February 10, 2013: Teddy Day
Monday, February 11, 2013: Promise Day
Tuesday, February 12, 2013: Kiss Day
Wednesday, February 13, 2013: Hug Day
Thursday, February 14, 2013: Valentine Day
2013 Maha Shivratri Hindi SMS, Shivratri Quotes, Maha Shivratri Wishes, Maha Shivratri Messages, Shayaris, Greetings, Shivaratri Festival SMS 140 Character and 140 Words
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Jor se bolo
Om Namah shivay
Sare bolo
Om Namah shivay
” Wishing You all a HAPPY SHIVRATRI 2013 in advance!! ”
,
May Shiva bless you with good strength
May Shiva bless you with adore
May Shiva bless you with cheerfulness
Happy Mahashivratri!!!
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| om
|_ _ _ _ _
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Jor se bolo
Om Namah shivay
Sare bolo
Om Namah shivay
” Wishing You all a HAPPY SHIVRATRI 2013 in advance!! ”
,
May Shiva bless you with good strength
May Shiva bless you with adore
May Shiva bless you with cheerfulness
Happy Mahashivratri!!!
Happy Shivratri Sms,Happy Shivratri Quotes, Wishes, Messages, Greetings, shivratri sms 2012, Mahashivratri sms 2012, Shivaratri Festival sms 140 Character, 140 Words
May Lord Shiva shower his
benign blessings on
you and your family.
May happiness and peace
surround you with his eternal
love and strength.
Happy Shivratri
May Lord Shiva Answer
all your prayers
on Mahashivratri & always.
Om Namah Shivaya.
benign blessings on
you and your family.
May happiness and peace
surround you with his eternal
love and strength.
Happy Shivratri
May Lord Shiva Answer
all your prayers
on Mahashivratri & always.
Om Namah Shivaya.
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meri jaan bohat haseen hai,
merijaan bohat kamseen hai,
chahe jhut bolna unki fitrat me ho,
magar vo sachche hai hame ye yakeen hai.
Socha nahi accha bura, dekha suna kuch bhi nahi.
Manga khuda se raat din, tere siwa kuch bhi nahi.
Zindagi ke liye jaan zarori hai
Jeene ke liye arman zarori hai
Hamare pass chahe kitna gum hoo
Bus dost ke chehre per muskan jaorori hai
merijaan bohat kamseen hai,
chahe jhut bolna unki fitrat me ho,
magar vo sachche hai hame ye yakeen hai.
Socha nahi accha bura, dekha suna kuch bhi nahi.
Manga khuda se raat din, tere siwa kuch bhi nahi.
Zindagi ke liye jaan zarori hai
Jeene ke liye arman zarori hai
Hamare pass chahe kitna gum hoo
Bus dost ke chehre per muskan jaorori hai
Santa Banta SMS 2012, urdu Santa Banta SMS, hindi Santa Banta SMS, english Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta SMS text messages, 140 Character Santa Banta SMS, Hindi Jokes 140 Words,
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Bewafa Shayari SMS, Massages, Sad SMS, 140 Character Hindi Dard shayari
Koi dikha ke roye,
Koi chhupa ke roye,
Hamein rulane wale hamein rulake roye,
Marne ka maza to tab hai yaron
Jab kaatil bhi zanaaje par aake roye….
Dheere dheere se ab tere pyaar ka dard kam hua,
Na tere aane ki khushi hui aur na jaane ka gam hua,
Jab log mujhse puchte hain hamari dosti ki dastaan,
Main keh deta hun ki ek fasana tha jo ab khatm hua…
Sitam Ko Humne Berukhi Samjha,
Pyaar Ko Humne Bandagi Samjha,
Tum Chaahe Hume Jo Bhi Samjho,
Humne To Tumhe Apni Zindagi Samjha.
Happy Holi Sms , Holi Massages, Holi Quotes, Holi Greetings,140 Character Hindi Holi Shayari
Lal Ho ya pila,
Hara ho ya Nila,
Sukha ho ya Gila,
Ek bar rang lag jaye to
ho jaye RANGEELA.
"HAPPY HOLI"
Is Holi Me Tere Galo Pe Gulaal Lgana He
Tujhe Sunhere Rango Se Bhigana Hai
Tujhe Apni Baho Me Utha K
Mere Honto Ko Tere Honto Se Milana H
dood me gholi
bhaang ki goli
rang me bhar di
sabki choli
sang me hai
dosto ki toli
sabki hai bas
ek hi boli
happy holi happy holi
Hara ho ya Nila,
Sukha ho ya Gila,
Ek bar rang lag jaye to
ho jaye RANGEELA.
"HAPPY HOLI"
Is Holi Me Tere Galo Pe Gulaal Lgana He
Tujhe Sunhere Rango Se Bhigana Hai
Tujhe Apni Baho Me Utha K
Mere Honto Ko Tere Honto Se Milana H
dood me gholi
bhaang ki goli
rang me bhar di
sabki choli
sang me hai
dosto ki toli
sabki hai bas
ek hi boli
happy holi happy holi
Santa Banta Sms, SantaBanta Massages, Santa Banta Quotes, SantaBanta Jokes, 140 Character Hindi Santa Banta Shayari
Santa ne ek maachis ki tili jalai woh nahin jali,
doosri jalai who bhi nahin jali,teesri jalai to wo jal gayi,
santa ne use jaldi se bujha diya aur aur bola,
"mere kaam ki hai,ise rakh leta hoon."
Santa:-meri dictionary main namumkin shabd nahin hai.
Banta:-are yaar dictionary kharidne se pahle check kar lena chahiye na.
Santa:-are yaar banta tere daant kaise toot gaye?
Banta:-hasne ke karan.
Santa:-who kaise?
Banta:-are yaar main ek pehalwan ko dekh kar han pada.
doosri jalai who bhi nahin jali,teesri jalai to wo jal gayi,
santa ne use jaldi se bujha diya aur aur bola,
"mere kaam ki hai,ise rakh leta hoon."
Santa:-meri dictionary main namumkin shabd nahin hai.
Banta:-are yaar dictionary kharidne se pahle check kar lena chahiye na.
Santa:-are yaar banta tere daant kaise toot gaye?
Banta:-hasne ke karan.
Santa:-who kaise?
Banta:-are yaar main ek pehalwan ko dekh kar han pada.
Good Morning Sms, Good Morning Massages, Good Morning Quotes, Good Morning Jokes, 140 Character HindiGood Morning Shayari
Dosti koi khoj nhi hoti,
.dosti kisi se roj nahi hoti,
.apni zindgi me hamari maujudagi ko bewajh mat samjhana,
.qki palke kabhi aankho per bojh nahi hoti.
The sun is shining, it is time to get up
It is time to get up and get things done,
Look, the sun is shining.
And with such great timing,
A new and fresh morning has come!
.dosti kisi se roj nahi hoti,
.apni zindgi me hamari maujudagi ko bewajh mat samjhana,
.qki palke kabhi aankho per bojh nahi hoti.
The sun is shining, it is time to get up
It is time to get up and get things done,
Look, the sun is shining.
And with such great timing,
A new and fresh morning has come!
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Two things upon this changing earth
can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ’s humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.
,
A Christmas candle iz a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
Bt softly givez itself away;
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.
,
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tehwaar
jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar,
santa clause aaye aapke dwar,
subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.
Merry Christmas
can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ’s humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.
,
A Christmas candle iz a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
Bt softly givez itself away;
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.
,
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tehwaar
jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar,
santa clause aaye aapke dwar,
subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.
Merry Christmas
Career Songs – The Eight Stages
1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din…..
2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re ….tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn….
3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki …
4. just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast…..
5. after some time: Ye kahaan aa gaye hum??
6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, meri jindagi ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)
7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja… kabootar ja ja ja… pehele pyar ki peheli chitthi…
8. finally when you don’t get a better offer any longer: Jeena Yehaan, marna Yehaan iske siwa jaana Kahaa…!!!
2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re ….tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn….
3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki …
4. just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast…..
5. after some time: Ye kahaan aa gaye hum??
6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, meri jindagi ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)
7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja… kabootar ja ja ja… pehele pyar ki peheli chitthi…
8. finally when you don’t get a better offer any longer: Jeena Yehaan, marna Yehaan iske siwa jaana Kahaa…!!!
Munna Bhai Jokes SMS
CIRCUIT: Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehla hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
CIRCUIT: Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU: Nehin.
CIRCUIT: To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai,
Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
PROFESSOR: Akal bari ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
MAMU: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL:Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol para?
SHORT CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehla hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
CIRCUIT: Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU: Nehin.
CIRCUIT: To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai,
Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
PROFESSOR: Akal bari ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
MAMU: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL:Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol para?
Some Hindi SMS Jokes to Refresh Your Mind.!
Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .
Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche
bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!
Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.
Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena
parega!!!
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!
Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!
Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,
to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,
so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!
Girl-to-Boy – Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,
mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya
Boy-to-Girl – Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.
Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji
Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Teacher : Santa batao `M’ for kya hota hai?
Santa : Sir, Mother!
Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?
Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?
Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta
hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .
Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche
bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!
Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.
Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena
parega!!!
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!
Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!
Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,
to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,
so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!
Girl-to-Boy – Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,
mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya
Boy-to-Girl – Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.
Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji
Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Teacher : Santa batao `M’ for kya hota hai?
Santa : Sir, Mother!
Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?
Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?
Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta
hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.
Santa Banta Jokes SMS
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
Banta: Nooo, it’s my HELLO TUNE!
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Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao
Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao!
**********
Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.
**********
A crow shits on a Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi phayda nahin, kauwa toh ud gaya!
**********
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?
**********
Santa meets his old friend.
Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B.
Friend: Oye, iska matlab?
Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.
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Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.
Banta: Y?
Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.
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Phone ki ring baji. Santa: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Jeeto phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Santa: Maine mana kiya that…
Jeeto: Phone mere liye tha!
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Santa to a doc: Apne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.
Doc: Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
**********
Santa was writing the passive voice of ‘I made a mistake.’
He wrote: I was made by a mistake.
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Santa: Oh yaar main badi mushkil mein hoon. Meri biwi mujhse ek pappi ka Ek rupeya leti hai.
Banta: Oh yaar tu lucky hai, auron se to woh 5 rupye leti hai.
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Santa to Banta: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000 Rs chahide si.
Banta: Dost hi dost de kam aunda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha kar te purse le aa.
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Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain’
Banta: Nooo, it’s my HELLO TUNE!
**********
Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao
Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao!
**********
Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.
**********
A crow shits on a Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi phayda nahin, kauwa toh ud gaya!
**********
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?
**********
Santa meets his old friend.
Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B.
Friend: Oye, iska matlab?
Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.
**********
Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.
Banta: Y?
Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.
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Phone ki ring baji. Santa: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Jeeto phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Santa: Maine mana kiya that…
Jeeto: Phone mere liye tha!
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Santa to a doc: Apne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.
Doc: Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
**********
Santa was writing the passive voice of ‘I made a mistake.’
He wrote: I was made by a mistake.
**********
Santa: Oh yaar main badi mushkil mein hoon. Meri biwi mujhse ek pappi ka Ek rupeya leti hai.
Banta: Oh yaar tu lucky hai, auron se to woh 5 rupye leti hai.
**********
Santa to Banta: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000 Rs chahide si.
Banta: Dost hi dost de kam aunda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha kar te purse le aa.
**********
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain’
Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?
Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?
Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend
Se Shadi Kartay Hain.Aur
Arrange Marriage Main
Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se. :-)….
Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend
Se Shadi Kartay Hain.Aur
Arrange Marriage Main
Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se. :-)….
Log Aap se Jealous q hotey hein?
Log Aap se Jealous q hotey hein?
R u intelligent?
Oh No
R u Beautiful?
Na na
R ur eyes beautiful?
Oh Nai Oey
Mai Bataon?
Bcoz
I’m Your Friend….
R u intelligent?
Oh No
R u Beautiful?
Na na
R ur eyes beautiful?
Oh Nai Oey
Mai Bataon?
Bcoz
I’m Your Friend….
Funny Insulting SMS in Hindi
Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you’re smiling! =)
no visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai…
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai…
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte…
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??
Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai…
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let’s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai….
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga… pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…
Arz kiya hai… tuhaar chehraa moti samaan… tuhaar chehraa moti samaan… moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye… Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange… Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila…! U 2
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
no visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai…
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai…
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte…
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??
Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai…
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let’s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai….
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga… pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…
Arz kiya hai… tuhaar chehraa moti samaan… tuhaar chehraa moti samaan… moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye… Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange… Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila…! U 2
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Wednesday, 29 February 2012
Munna Bhai Jokes SMS
CIRCUIT: Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehla hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
CIRCUIT: Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU: Nehin.
CIRCUIT: To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai,
Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
PROFESSOR: Akal bari ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
MAMU: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL:Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol para?
SHORT CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehla hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
CIRCUIT: Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU: Nehin.
CIRCUIT: To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai,
Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
PROFESSOR: Akal bari ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
MAMU: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL:Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol para?
Hindi Jokes SMS
Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha?
No answer
Husbnd again asks, No answer
Then again he asks,
Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz AB bhoka na bandh karo
Girl:- I LOVE U.
Boy:- Me Too.
Girl:- How Much?
Boy:- As much As U do.
Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!”
I thought u really LOVE me.
Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?
STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!
No answer
Husbnd again asks, No answer
Then again he asks,
Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz AB bhoka na bandh karo
Girl:- I LOVE U.
Boy:- Me Too.
Girl:- How Much?
Boy:- As much As U do.
Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!”
I thought u really LOVE me.
Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?
STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!
Hindi Jokes
Naukrani: “Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai.”
Malkin: “Oh God!Call Doctor Fast”
Naukrani: “Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia
hai.”
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Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar
Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Qun…
Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The…
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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this baby’s voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this …
Malkin: “Oh God!Call Doctor Fast”
Naukrani: “Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia
hai.”
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Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar
Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Qun…
Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The…
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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this baby’s voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this …
Some Good Collections Of Jokes, SMS and Shayaris…
Quote Of The Day!
Do Not Wait To Strike Till
The Iron Is Hot;
But Make It Hot
By Striking…!
`
When your commitment is deeper
than the sea and your ambition is taller
than the sky, then ur future
will be brighter than the Sun!
`
bush: tujhe swiming aati hai.
laalu: no.
bush: tere se to kutta achha hai
jo swiming kar leta hai.
laalu: tujhe aati hai.
bush: haan.
laalu: fir tere aur kutte me farak kya hai.
`
Wat is d height of confusion?
.
.
Two Earth Worms playing
“HIDE SEEK”
in a plate full of NOODLES ! ! !
`
Zindgi sapno ki nahi haqiqat ki jiya karo,
qki sapno main sirf phool khila karte h.
wo phool tumhe kya zindagi denge
jo khud Do din jiya karte h.
`
Life has no rewinds n forwards.
It unfolds itself at its own pace.
So never miss a chance to live today
to make a beautiful story for tomorrow.
`
How does a Sardar Dial 9945599455?
Think
?
First he dials 99455 then
press REDIAL
Intelligent like U!
`
Dil ko kisi ahat ki as rehti he,
Nigaho ko kisi surat ki pyas rhti he.
Tere bina zindgi me kami to nhi,
Phir bi tere bina zindgi udhas rehti he.
`
Sangeet ke saath aawaz..
Phool ke saath khusbu..
Jism ke saath rooh..
Khusi ke saath gham..
Aapko tang karne ko hum..
Har lamha har dam.. :)
`
Zindagi ek hasin khwab he,
Har khwab ko Manzil nahi milti,
Tut kar bikhar jate he wo Rishte,
Jinhe koi Zanzir nahi milti.
`
Luck is not in Ur hands
But work is in Ur hands.
Ur work can make luck
But Luck can’t make Ur work.
So always trust Yourself than Ur luck.
`
Mummy: Jo mera sabse jyada kehna manega,
usse hi me yeh saari toffies dungi.
Kid: Tab to yeh saari toffee
papa ko hi milengi.
`
Har nami me kuch kami to rahegi
Ankhen thodi shabnamito rahengi.
Zindagi ko aap kitna bhi sawariye,
Bin hamarekoi na koi kami to rahegi.
`
Koi Na Mile To Kismat Se Gila Nhi Krte,
Aksr Log Mil Kr Bi Mila Nhi Krte.
Hr Shakh Pr Bahar Aati He Zarur,
Pr Hr Shaakh Pr Phool Khila Nhi Krte.
`
Aankhon ko aapke deedar ki aarzu he,
Dil ko aapke pyaar ki aarzu he.
Kisi mod pe bhul na jana hame ,
Zindagi me hame aapke saath ki aarzu he.
`
Tanha Chhod Kr Hmko Hosla b Dete Ho,
Sans Chheen Kr Jine Ki Dua b Dete Ho.
Ek Tarf Judai Ka Gam b Jari Hai,
Aur Muskrane Ka Mashwra b Dete Ho!
`
Behind ur laughter there r sorrows..
Behind ur smile there r tears..
Behind ur quietness there is a storm..
And behind u..
Is your Bum..!
`
Santa was shopping in store.
Salesman: Sir, would u like
to use a pocket calculator?
Santa: No thanx.
I know how many pockets I have!!
`
Likhte hai hum kisi aur k liye,
Mere dard ko tum apna mat samjhna.
Haqiqat me hum unhe chahte hai bepanah,
Ise tum mera sapna mat samjhna.
`
Kabhi sapne chur-chur ho jate hai,
halaat se DOST bhi dur-2 ho jate hai.
par apki yadein itne state hai
ki SMS karne par mjbur ho jate hai.
Do Not Wait To Strike Till
The Iron Is Hot;
But Make It Hot
By Striking…!
`
When your commitment is deeper
than the sea and your ambition is taller
than the sky, then ur future
will be brighter than the Sun!
`
bush: tujhe swiming aati hai.
laalu: no.
bush: tere se to kutta achha hai
jo swiming kar leta hai.
laalu: tujhe aati hai.
bush: haan.
laalu: fir tere aur kutte me farak kya hai.
`
Wat is d height of confusion?
.
.
Two Earth Worms playing
“HIDE SEEK”
in a plate full of NOODLES ! ! !
`
Zindgi sapno ki nahi haqiqat ki jiya karo,
qki sapno main sirf phool khila karte h.
wo phool tumhe kya zindagi denge
jo khud Do din jiya karte h.
`
Life has no rewinds n forwards.
It unfolds itself at its own pace.
So never miss a chance to live today
to make a beautiful story for tomorrow.
`
How does a Sardar Dial 9945599455?
Think
?
First he dials 99455 then
press REDIAL
Intelligent like U!
`
Dil ko kisi ahat ki as rehti he,
Nigaho ko kisi surat ki pyas rhti he.
Tere bina zindgi me kami to nhi,
Phir bi tere bina zindgi udhas rehti he.
`
Sangeet ke saath aawaz..
Phool ke saath khusbu..
Jism ke saath rooh..
Khusi ke saath gham..
Aapko tang karne ko hum..
Har lamha har dam.. :)
`
Zindagi ek hasin khwab he,
Har khwab ko Manzil nahi milti,
Tut kar bikhar jate he wo Rishte,
Jinhe koi Zanzir nahi milti.
`
Luck is not in Ur hands
But work is in Ur hands.
Ur work can make luck
But Luck can’t make Ur work.
So always trust Yourself than Ur luck.
`
Mummy: Jo mera sabse jyada kehna manega,
usse hi me yeh saari toffies dungi.
Kid: Tab to yeh saari toffee
papa ko hi milengi.
`
Har nami me kuch kami to rahegi
Ankhen thodi shabnamito rahengi.
Zindagi ko aap kitna bhi sawariye,
Bin hamarekoi na koi kami to rahegi.
`
Koi Na Mile To Kismat Se Gila Nhi Krte,
Aksr Log Mil Kr Bi Mila Nhi Krte.
Hr Shakh Pr Bahar Aati He Zarur,
Pr Hr Shaakh Pr Phool Khila Nhi Krte.
`
Aankhon ko aapke deedar ki aarzu he,
Dil ko aapke pyaar ki aarzu he.
Kisi mod pe bhul na jana hame ,
Zindagi me hame aapke saath ki aarzu he.
`
Tanha Chhod Kr Hmko Hosla b Dete Ho,
Sans Chheen Kr Jine Ki Dua b Dete Ho.
Ek Tarf Judai Ka Gam b Jari Hai,
Aur Muskrane Ka Mashwra b Dete Ho!
`
Behind ur laughter there r sorrows..
Behind ur smile there r tears..
Behind ur quietness there is a storm..
And behind u..
Is your Bum..!
`
Santa was shopping in store.
Salesman: Sir, would u like
to use a pocket calculator?
Santa: No thanx.
I know how many pockets I have!!
`
Likhte hai hum kisi aur k liye,
Mere dard ko tum apna mat samjhna.
Haqiqat me hum unhe chahte hai bepanah,
Ise tum mera sapna mat samjhna.
`
Kabhi sapne chur-chur ho jate hai,
halaat se DOST bhi dur-2 ho jate hai.
par apki yadein itne state hai
ki SMS karne par mjbur ho jate hai.
Hasna Mana Hai! – All Kinda Hindi Jokes In Here.
Pahala : Mere dadaji ki itani badi ladamani thi ki
sari duniya ke jaanvar usi me chara kha lete the
Dusra : Bus ? mere dadaji ke pass to itna bada
bambu tha ki wah aasmaan ko be chu leta tha.
Pahala : Kyun fenkata hai,tere dadaji use rakhte kahan the?
Dusra : Tere dadaji ki ladamani me.
`
Tinu : Kauwa telephone par baith kar
kanw kanw kyon kar raha hai?
Chinu : Lagta hai wah apani aawaj
dur tak pahunchana chahta hai.
`
Grahak : Chotu kya khana pakane me do gante lagate hai?
Chotu : Ji nahi,khana to teen din pahle he ban gaya tha,
ab to bus use garam kiya ja raha hai.
`
Kavi hraday doctor (Apane marij se) :
Kyon bhai raat ko nindra devi aai?
Marij (doctor se) : Pata nahi doctor sahab,
mai to kaafi pahale so gaya tha.
Ho sakta hai usake baad aai ho.
`
Saurabh: Kabhi kabhi mujhe apane charo or
andhera he andhera najar aata hai.
Gaurav : Aisa khastaur se kab hota hai?
Saurabh : Jab hamare ghar ki light chali jaati hai.
sari duniya ke jaanvar usi me chara kha lete the
Dusra : Bus ? mere dadaji ke pass to itna bada
bambu tha ki wah aasmaan ko be chu leta tha.
Pahala : Kyun fenkata hai,tere dadaji use rakhte kahan the?
Dusra : Tere dadaji ki ladamani me.
`
Tinu : Kauwa telephone par baith kar
kanw kanw kyon kar raha hai?
Chinu : Lagta hai wah apani aawaj
dur tak pahunchana chahta hai.
`
Grahak : Chotu kya khana pakane me do gante lagate hai?
Chotu : Ji nahi,khana to teen din pahle he ban gaya tha,
ab to bus use garam kiya ja raha hai.
`
Kavi hraday doctor (Apane marij se) :
Kyon bhai raat ko nindra devi aai?
Marij (doctor se) : Pata nahi doctor sahab,
mai to kaafi pahale so gaya tha.
Ho sakta hai usake baad aai ho.
`
Saurabh: Kabhi kabhi mujhe apane charo or
andhera he andhera najar aata hai.
Gaurav : Aisa khastaur se kab hota hai?
Saurabh : Jab hamare ghar ki light chali jaati hai.
Tuesday, 28 February 2012
Cool Q&A’s – Hindi SMS
Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!
Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai
Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’
Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?
A. Moti-vating!!!
Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai
Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’
Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?
Chintu SMS
Pareshaan thi Chintu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Chintu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam
`
Chintu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine
`
Chintu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Onsite ke ummid main deta salami
`
Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Chintu ka haal
Chintu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha
`
Aakhir ek din Chintu ko samjh aaya
Aur chod di usne Onsite ki moh maya
Boss se bola, “Tum kyon satate ho ?”
“Onsite ke laddu se buddu banate ho”
`
“Promotion do warna chala jaunga”
“Onsite dene par bhi wapis na aunga”
Boss haans ke bola “Nahi koi baat”
“Abhi aur bhi Chintus hai mere paas”
`
“Yeh duniya Chintuon se bhari hai”
“Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai”
“Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karunga”
“Tumhari tarah Ek aur Chintu banaunga”
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Chintu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam
`
Chintu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine
`
Chintu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Onsite ke ummid main deta salami
`
Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Chintu ka haal
Chintu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha
`
Aakhir ek din Chintu ko samjh aaya
Aur chod di usne Onsite ki moh maya
Boss se bola, “Tum kyon satate ho ?”
“Onsite ke laddu se buddu banate ho”
`
“Promotion do warna chala jaunga”
“Onsite dene par bhi wapis na aunga”
Boss haans ke bola “Nahi koi baat”
“Abhi aur bhi Chintus hai mere paas”
`
“Yeh duniya Chintuon se bhari hai”
“Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai”
“Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karunga”
“Tumhari tarah Ek aur Chintu banaunga”
What is real love?
what is real love?
so i tell you a sweet story…..
ek sparrow ko ek white gulaab se pyar ho gaya,
usne gulaab ko propose kiya,
Gulaab ne javab diya ki jis din main laal ho jaunga us din main tumse pyarkarunga,
javab sun ke sparrow gulaab ke aas- pass kanto pe lotne lagi,
or uske khoon se gulaab laal ho gaya,
ye dekh gulaab ne bhi usse kaha ki vo bhi usse pyaar karta hai,
par tab tak sparrow mar chuki thi ,
that’s true love story..
so i tell you a sweet story…..
ek sparrow ko ek white gulaab se pyar ho gaya,
usne gulaab ko propose kiya,
Gulaab ne javab diya ki jis din main laal ho jaunga us din main tumse pyarkarunga,
javab sun ke sparrow gulaab ke aas- pass kanto pe lotne lagi,
or uske khoon se gulaab laal ho gaya,
ye dekh gulaab ne bhi usse kaha ki vo bhi usse pyaar karta hai,
par tab tak sparrow mar chuki thi ,
that’s true love story..
Funny Hindi SMS
1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
`
Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi
`
Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai
`
KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna
GAM ko dil se aazad karna
Bas itni gujaarish hai aapse ki
ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad jaroor karna
`
Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din,
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo
`
Har yado me usi ki yad rehti hai.
Meri ankho ko usi ki talash rhti hai.
kuch tum b dua kro yaro.
Suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai…
`
Khusiyo ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
Patjhar mein bhi bhar leke ayenge,
Jab bhi pukarenge aap pyaar se,
Zindgi se saansen udhar leke ayenge…
`
Thoda socha hai humne …
thoda jaana hai humne…
Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne…
Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga…
isliye dost aapko mana hai humne
`
Lamhe ye Suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Aapki dosti hamesha is DIL me rahegi,
Chahe kabhi mulakat ho na ho.
`
Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
`
ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
`
bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake
`
Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
`
Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
`
Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga aap to baste ho ruh me hamari, bus aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga.
`
aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,
apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye……..
`
Khuda ke Ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar hogaye
kuch to pakde gaye
kuch hamare yaar hogaye…
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
`
Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi
`
Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai
`
KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna
GAM ko dil se aazad karna
Bas itni gujaarish hai aapse ki
ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad jaroor karna
`
Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din,
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo
`
Har yado me usi ki yad rehti hai.
Meri ankho ko usi ki talash rhti hai.
kuch tum b dua kro yaro.
Suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai…
`
Khusiyo ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
Patjhar mein bhi bhar leke ayenge,
Jab bhi pukarenge aap pyaar se,
Zindgi se saansen udhar leke ayenge…
`
Thoda socha hai humne …
thoda jaana hai humne…
Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne…
Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga…
isliye dost aapko mana hai humne
`
Lamhe ye Suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Aapki dosti hamesha is DIL me rahegi,
Chahe kabhi mulakat ho na ho.
`
Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
`
ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
`
bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake
`
Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
`
Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
`
Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga aap to baste ho ruh me hamari, bus aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga.
`
aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,
apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye……..
`
Khuda ke Ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar hogaye
kuch to pakde gaye
kuch hamare yaar hogaye…
Hindi Jokes SMS
Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”
`
Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski
girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke
chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”
`
Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski
girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke
chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Cute Hindi SMS Jokes
Pyar Ki Gadi me kabhi petrol nahi hota,
pyar k safarme kabhi panchar nahi hota.
Pyar jivan ki aisi gadi hai jisme
2 se jayada passenger nahi hota
`
Namaskar!
Apki Dosti ki Battery Low Ho Rahi Hai,
Kripya Aap 3 SMS KARKE TURANT RECHARGE KARE!
FROM:
DSNL
(Dosti Sanchar Nigam Ltd.)
`
Arz kiya hai,
Tu gaya uski gali main,
Tu gaya uski gali main,
Bola dil se dil laga Lo,
Jab dekha uski mummy ko to bola,
“Jute chappal” thik karva Lo.
`
AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapde
yaha se less waha se less,
kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless
or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-
“Oh How Mannerless” !!
pyar k safarme kabhi panchar nahi hota.
Pyar jivan ki aisi gadi hai jisme
2 se jayada passenger nahi hota
`
Namaskar!
Apki Dosti ki Battery Low Ho Rahi Hai,
Kripya Aap 3 SMS KARKE TURANT RECHARGE KARE!
FROM:
DSNL
(Dosti Sanchar Nigam Ltd.)
`
Arz kiya hai,
Tu gaya uski gali main,
Tu gaya uski gali main,
Bola dil se dil laga Lo,
Jab dekha uski mummy ko to bola,
“Jute chappal” thik karva Lo.
`
AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapde
yaha se less waha se less,
kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless
or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-
“Oh How Mannerless” !!
Haste raho…
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi …!
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child
Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ?
Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated… drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi…
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !
Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a
wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi …!
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child
Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ?
Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated… drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi…
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !
Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a
wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only
Hindi Jokes n SMS
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum?
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan?.
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Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Aur chillake bole?..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai
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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per ?
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua?. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya?Phir mere dil me khayal aaya?Ke lagta hay ki?Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi ?NAHAYA?
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Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..
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Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
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Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle?.bakri kha gayi..
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Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai?! ?MOBILE? k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!
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Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!
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Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logo se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega. Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
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Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai, Kaho
Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ? -
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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya -Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya -
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Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai -
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Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya -hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya -
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Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum ne itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi
hogi-
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Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein -aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga -magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain?-
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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain?. waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..
************ ***
yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi, socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi?
************ ***
Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain
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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt
hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai.. trinnnn trinnnnn trinnnnn trinnnnnn…
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Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
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Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..
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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch… rahoge naa ?
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Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?
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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
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Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
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Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka, Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
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Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum?
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan?.
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Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Aur chillake bole?..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai
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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per ?
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua?. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya?Phir mere dil me khayal aaya?Ke lagta hay ki?Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi ?NAHAYA?
************ ***
Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..
************ ***
Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
************ ***
Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle?.bakri kha gayi..
************ ***
Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai?! ?MOBILE? k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!
************ ***
Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!
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Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logo se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega. Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
************ ***
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
************ ***
Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai, Kaho
Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ? -
************ ***
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya -Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya -
************ ***
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai -
************ ***
Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya -hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya -
************ ***
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum ne itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi
hogi-
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Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein -aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga -magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain?-
************ ***
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain?. waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..
************ ***
yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi, socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi?
************ ***
Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain
************ ***
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt
hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai.. trinnnn trinnnnn trinnnnn trinnnnnn…
************ ***
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
************ ***
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
************ ***
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..
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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch… rahoge naa ?
************ ***
Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?
************ ***
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
************ ***
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
************ ***
Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
************ ***
Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.
************ ***
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka, Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
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Some Hindi Jokes to Refresh Mind
Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .
Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche
bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!
Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.
Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena
parega!!!
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!
Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!
Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,
to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,
so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!
Girl-to-Boy – Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,
mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya
Boy-to-Girl – Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.
Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji
Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Teacher : Santa batao `M’ for kya hota hai?
Santa : Sir, Mother!
Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?
Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?
Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta
hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .
Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche
bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!
Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.
Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena
parega!!!
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!
Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!
Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,
to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,
so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!
Girl-to-Boy – Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,
mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya
Boy-to-Girl – Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.
Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji
Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Teacher : Santa batao `M’ for kya hota hai?
Santa : Sir, Mother!
Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?
Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?
Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta
hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.
Suhani ke Suhane Jokes in Hindi
Santa- “Kal aapne apne bache ko bahut pita|
Aakhir aisi kya baat ho gayi thi usse?”
Banta- “Darhasal do din baad us badmaash ka
result nikalne waala hai aur mai aaj hi ek
mahine ke tour par jaa raha hu|”
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Santa- “Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti
hai ki kal mehmaano ke vidaa hone ke baad jab
maine usse kaha ki garam paani ka jaldi praband
kare to usi wakt paani garam kar diya|”
Banta- “Waah! Lekin us samay bechaari ko paani
garam karne ka kasht kyu diya?”
Santa- “Kyuki mai thande paani se bartan
nahi dho sakta tha|”
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Hadbadi me kahi jaate dekhkar ek yuvti
ne apne Doctor pita se poocha- “Kya baat hai
papa? Aap itni jaldi me kaha jaa rahe hai?”
Doctor- “Abhi-abhi ek vyakti ka phone aaya tha,
keh raha tha ki haaye, mai mar jaaunga… turant aa jao|”
Navyuvti ne sharmakar kaha- “Papa…vah…vah
phone aapke liye nahi mere liye tha|”
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Putra- “Pitaji, mai nadi me aage jaaunga|”
Pita- “Nahi, doob jaaoge|”
Putra- “Nahi dooboonga, mujhe tairna aata hai|”
Pita- “Yadi doob gaya to ghar jaakar teri khoob pitai karunga|”
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Achaanak bijli chali gayi to mombattiya jala
di gayi| garmi tej thi| isi beech ek mehmaan
ne kaha- “Bhai, pankhe to chala do|”
Mejbaan ne mudkar badi gambheerta se kaha-
“Pankhe chalane se mombattiya bujh jayengi|”
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Ek lamba tagda bahut hi mota vyakti darji ki
dukaan par pahucha|
Darji ne badi kathinayi se naap lekar haafte hue kaha-
“Janaab, is shervani ki silaai ke sau rupaye honge|”
Mota vyakti- “Parantu tumne Telephone par pachas
rupaye bataye the|”
Darji ne pasine pochte hue kaha- “Ji haan bataye to the,
parantu shervani ke bataye the, shaamiyaane ke nahi|”
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Shikshak- “Maan lo, tum jungle me khade ho,
isi beech sher aa jaye to tum kya karoge?”
Chaatra- “Sir, mai kya karunga? Jo kuch karega,
sher hi karega|”
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Chaatra (ganit ke adhyaapak se)- “Sir, hindi waale
Teacher hindi me bolte hai aur angreji waale
angreji me, phir aap ganit me kyu nahi bolte?”
Adhyaapak- “Chup baith jao, jyaada teen paanch karoge
to claas se nau do gyaarah kar dunga|”
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Putra se naaraaj hote hue pita ne kaha- “Nalaayak!
prem-patra maine bhi khoob likhe the magar…|”
Putra- “Magar kya pitaji?”
Pita- “Teri tarah galat vyaakaran nahi
likha karta tha|”
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Putra- “Pitaji, mere liye dhol kharid dijiye|”
Pita- “Kharid sakta hu, par waada karo ki
tum mujhe pareshaan nahi karoge|”
Putra- “nahi pitaji, mai aapko bilkul pareshaan
nahi karunga| Aapke so jaane ke baad
hi use bajaunga|”
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Ladka- “Mai jo kaam karta hu, apne aapko
usme dubokar karta hu|”
Ladki- “To aap baraya meharbaani
jaakar ek kuaa khodiye|”
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Santa- “Doctor saahab! Suna hai aajkal
saap ke kaatne ka ilaaj ho jaata hai?”
Doctor- “Sabka ilaaj ho jaata hai|”
Santa- “Kuch to aisa jaroor hoga,
jiska ilaaj nahi hai?”
Doctor- “Haan! Aurat ke kaatne ka
koi ilaaj nahi hai|”
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Geeta- “Seeta, meri ghadi kho gayi,
kya tumne kahi dekha hai?”
Seeta- “Nahi, chalti thi ya band thi?”
Geeta-”Chalti thi|”
Seeta- “Tab jaroor kahi chalkar gayi hogi|”
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Beta- “Pitaji, koi aaya hai|”
Pita- “Kaun?”
Beta- “Koi mooch waala hai|”
Pita- “Keh do, nahi chahiye|”
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Premi- “He priye, is baar mai pariksha
me fail hona chaahta hu|”
Premika- “Kyu?”
Premi- “Yadi mai first aaya to pitaji ne mujhe
science dilvaane ko kaha hai, second aaya to commerce
dilvayenge, agar third aaya to arts dilvayenge aur
agar fail ho gaya to tumhaare saath shaadi kar denge|”
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Santa- “Doctor saahab, mujhe barabar yahi sapna
dikhta hai ki mere paas se hokar sundar-sundar
ladkiya teji se bhaag rahi hai|”
Doctor- “Usme mujhse kya chaahte ho?”
Santa- “Aap aisi dava deejiye ki ya to un ladkiyo
ki raftaar kuch kam ho jaye ya meri badh jaye|”
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Mahesh- “Mere bhai ka koi baal baanka
nahi kar sakta|”
Kamal- “Kya vah bahut bahaadur hai?”
Mahesh- “Nahi, vah ganja hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Judge- “Tum sweekar karte ho ki tumne apni patni
ko peeta hai|”
Abhiyukt- “Ji hujoor! Sweekar karta hu|”
Judge- “Thik hai, tum par pachaas rupaye pachaas paise
jurmaana kiya jaata hai|”
Abhiyukt- “Hujoor, pachaas rupaye to samajh me aaye,
lekin pachaas paise kis baat ke?”
Judge- “Vah manoranjan kar hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Pita- “Dekho beta, tum kabhi shaadi na karna,
yah baad me bahut badi musibat paida kar deti hai|”
Beta- “Haan pitaji, mai kabhi shaadi nahi
karunga aur yahi shiksha apne bete ko bhi dunga|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Chaandni raat ke romantic palo me premika ne kaha-
“Kaash! Agle janam me mai chaand banti!”
Premi- “Aur mai chandrama par utarne waala
pehla antriksh yaatri!”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Pita- “Bete, tumhaare dadaji ne shaadi ki aur pachtaye,
maine shaadi ki aur pachta raha hu, tum kya karoge?”
Beta- “Ji, vansh parampara nibhaunga| Shaadi karunga
aur phir pachtaunga|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Santa- “Suna hai, tumhari patni ko naukri mil gayi?”
Banta- “Haa|”
Santa- “Kaam kya karti hai?”
Banta- “Logo ko chadati-utaarti hai|”
Santa ne hairat se poocha- “Kya…?”
Banta ne baat ki safai ki- “Bus conductor ho gayi hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Bhikhari (apne bete se)- “Bete, yadi hamari saat
laakh ki lottery khul gayi to sabse pehle makaan
kharidunga, phir apne aur tum sabke liye naye-naye
kapde silvaunga| Iske alaava…|”
Beta (pita ki baat beech me kaat ta hua)- “Iske
alaava papa ek car kharid lena| Hum log usme
baithkar bhikh maangne chala karenge, kyunki mai
paidal chalte-chalte thak jaata hu|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Bar me ek aadmi ne ek kutte ke saath kadam rakha|
Bartender- “Yah gadha yaha kyu laye ho?”
Aadmi- “Andhe ho kya? Yah tumhe gadha dikhai de raha hai?”
Bartender- “Mai tumse baat nahi kar raha hu,
mai kutte se baat kar raha hu|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Chotu- “Tumhara kutta bahut sharaarti hai|
kya tum ise thik nahi kar sakte?”
Tinku- “Yaar! Dhairya rakho| Yaad nahi, tumhe
thik karne me mujhe kitne din lage the|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Doctor- “Tum kya tankhwa chaahti ho?”
Nurse- “Teen sau rupaye mahina|”
Doctor- “Teen sau rupaye mai anand ke saath de
sakta hu|”
Nurse- “Anand ke saath to mai chaar sau rupaye lungi|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Santa- “Tumhare dil ki taklif ka kya
haal hai?”
Banta- “Aji, aajkal vah maayke me hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Santa- “Achaa hua, mai Maharashtra me
paida na hua|”
Banta- “Wo kyu?”
Santa- “Kyuki mujhe to Marathi ka ek akshar
bhi nahi aata|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Workshop me Deviji dheele-dhaale kapde pehankar aayi
to operator ne kaha- “Deviji, ye dheele-dhaale kapde
pehankar na aaya kijiye, machine me fas jaane ka dar hai|”
Deviji- “Janaab, agar mai tight kapde pehankar
aaungi to doosre logo ka machine me fasne ka dar hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Ek Fauji officer ko kisi lambi duty par desh se
baahar bheja gaya| Jab pardesh me rehte huye bahut
din ho gaye to ek din use ek patra mila jisme likha
tha- “Chalte samay maine aapko jo photo di thi,
vah vaapas kar dijiye, mai bank manager se shaadi
karna chaahti hu|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Santa seedi par chade hue ghar ki chat pot rahe
the| Banta vaha aaya|
Banta- “Santa, tumne brush majbooti se
pakda hua hai na?”
Santa- “Haan! Kyu?”
Banta- “Mai thodi der ke liye seedi le jaa raha hu|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Putra- “Pitaji, kal maine teen makhiya maari
thi, jinme do maada thi aur ek nar|”
Pita- “Lekin beta, tumhe ye kaise pata chala ki
unme do maada thi aur ek nar?”
Putra- “Badi seedhi-si baat hai, ek makhi
aapki whisky ki botal par baithi thi,
baaki do aaine ke saamne mandra rahi thi|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Seeta- “Behan, aajkal to mujhe saari raat jaagna
padta hai, kyuki mere pati beemaar hai|”
Geeta- “To koi nurse kyu nahi rakh leti?”
Seeta- “Nurse rakhi hai isliye to jaagti hu|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Yuvak- “Kya aap mere saath dance karengi?”
Yuvti- “Mujhe khed hai, mai bache ke saath dance
nahi kar sakti|”
Yuvak- “Oh! maaf kare, mujhe aapki haalat ka
pata nahi tha|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Pappu- “Papa, raat ko maine ek sapna dekha,
aapne mujhe das rupaye diye hai|”
Papa- “Chal aath aana jebkharch kaatkar saadhe
nau rupaye vaapas kar|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Patni ka honth upar se thoda kat gaya| Doctor
ne dawai lagaakar taanke laga diye| Pati chupchap
dekhta raha| Phir usne Doctor ke kaan me kaha-
“Doctor saahab, dono hontho ko taanke lagaakar
seene ki aap kitni fees lenge?”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Shyaam- “Pitaji, swatantrata divas kab aata hai?”
Pita- “Jab tumhari mummy ghar me nahi hoti|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Raat ke baarah baj chuke the| Bacha abhi tak
soya nahi tha|
Bacha- “Mummy, mujhe kahani sunao|”
Mummy- “Thodi der aur thehar beta| Abhi tere
papa aayenge aur hum dono ko ek kahani sunayenge|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Santa- “Papa! Shaadi me kul milakar kitna
kharch hota hai?”
Pita- “Pata nahi beta, mai abhi tak chuka
raha hu|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Mehmaan- “Tum to kehte the ki tumhare yaha
machar pareshaan nahi karte| Lekin tumhara
ghar to macharo se bhara pada hai|”
Mejbaan- “Haan! Lekin ve hame pareshaan nahi
karte| Hum unke aadi ho chuke hai|”
Aakhir aisi kya baat ho gayi thi usse?”
Banta- “Darhasal do din baad us badmaash ka
result nikalne waala hai aur mai aaj hi ek
mahine ke tour par jaa raha hu|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Santa- “Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti
hai ki kal mehmaano ke vidaa hone ke baad jab
maine usse kaha ki garam paani ka jaldi praband
kare to usi wakt paani garam kar diya|”
Banta- “Waah! Lekin us samay bechaari ko paani
garam karne ka kasht kyu diya?”
Santa- “Kyuki mai thande paani se bartan
nahi dho sakta tha|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Hadbadi me kahi jaate dekhkar ek yuvti
ne apne Doctor pita se poocha- “Kya baat hai
papa? Aap itni jaldi me kaha jaa rahe hai?”
Doctor- “Abhi-abhi ek vyakti ka phone aaya tha,
keh raha tha ki haaye, mai mar jaaunga… turant aa jao|”
Navyuvti ne sharmakar kaha- “Papa…vah…vah
phone aapke liye nahi mere liye tha|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Putra- “Pitaji, mai nadi me aage jaaunga|”
Pita- “Nahi, doob jaaoge|”
Putra- “Nahi dooboonga, mujhe tairna aata hai|”
Pita- “Yadi doob gaya to ghar jaakar teri khoob pitai karunga|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Achaanak bijli chali gayi to mombattiya jala
di gayi| garmi tej thi| isi beech ek mehmaan
ne kaha- “Bhai, pankhe to chala do|”
Mejbaan ne mudkar badi gambheerta se kaha-
“Pankhe chalane se mombattiya bujh jayengi|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Ek lamba tagda bahut hi mota vyakti darji ki
dukaan par pahucha|
Darji ne badi kathinayi se naap lekar haafte hue kaha-
“Janaab, is shervani ki silaai ke sau rupaye honge|”
Mota vyakti- “Parantu tumne Telephone par pachas
rupaye bataye the|”
Darji ne pasine pochte hue kaha- “Ji haan bataye to the,
parantu shervani ke bataye the, shaamiyaane ke nahi|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Shikshak- “Maan lo, tum jungle me khade ho,
isi beech sher aa jaye to tum kya karoge?”
Chaatra- “Sir, mai kya karunga? Jo kuch karega,
sher hi karega|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Chaatra (ganit ke adhyaapak se)- “Sir, hindi waale
Teacher hindi me bolte hai aur angreji waale
angreji me, phir aap ganit me kyu nahi bolte?”
Adhyaapak- “Chup baith jao, jyaada teen paanch karoge
to claas se nau do gyaarah kar dunga|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Putra se naaraaj hote hue pita ne kaha- “Nalaayak!
prem-patra maine bhi khoob likhe the magar…|”
Putra- “Magar kya pitaji?”
Pita- “Teri tarah galat vyaakaran nahi
likha karta tha|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Putra- “Pitaji, mere liye dhol kharid dijiye|”
Pita- “Kharid sakta hu, par waada karo ki
tum mujhe pareshaan nahi karoge|”
Putra- “nahi pitaji, mai aapko bilkul pareshaan
nahi karunga| Aapke so jaane ke baad
hi use bajaunga|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Ladka- “Mai jo kaam karta hu, apne aapko
usme dubokar karta hu|”
Ladki- “To aap baraya meharbaani
jaakar ek kuaa khodiye|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Santa- “Doctor saahab! Suna hai aajkal
saap ke kaatne ka ilaaj ho jaata hai?”
Doctor- “Sabka ilaaj ho jaata hai|”
Santa- “Kuch to aisa jaroor hoga,
jiska ilaaj nahi hai?”
Doctor- “Haan! Aurat ke kaatne ka
koi ilaaj nahi hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Geeta- “Seeta, meri ghadi kho gayi,
kya tumne kahi dekha hai?”
Seeta- “Nahi, chalti thi ya band thi?”
Geeta-”Chalti thi|”
Seeta- “Tab jaroor kahi chalkar gayi hogi|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Beta- “Pitaji, koi aaya hai|”
Pita- “Kaun?”
Beta- “Koi mooch waala hai|”
Pita- “Keh do, nahi chahiye|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Premi- “He priye, is baar mai pariksha
me fail hona chaahta hu|”
Premika- “Kyu?”
Premi- “Yadi mai first aaya to pitaji ne mujhe
science dilvaane ko kaha hai, second aaya to commerce
dilvayenge, agar third aaya to arts dilvayenge aur
agar fail ho gaya to tumhaare saath shaadi kar denge|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Santa- “Doctor saahab, mujhe barabar yahi sapna
dikhta hai ki mere paas se hokar sundar-sundar
ladkiya teji se bhaag rahi hai|”
Doctor- “Usme mujhse kya chaahte ho?”
Santa- “Aap aisi dava deejiye ki ya to un ladkiyo
ki raftaar kuch kam ho jaye ya meri badh jaye|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Mahesh- “Mere bhai ka koi baal baanka
nahi kar sakta|”
Kamal- “Kya vah bahut bahaadur hai?”
Mahesh- “Nahi, vah ganja hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Judge- “Tum sweekar karte ho ki tumne apni patni
ko peeta hai|”
Abhiyukt- “Ji hujoor! Sweekar karta hu|”
Judge- “Thik hai, tum par pachaas rupaye pachaas paise
jurmaana kiya jaata hai|”
Abhiyukt- “Hujoor, pachaas rupaye to samajh me aaye,
lekin pachaas paise kis baat ke?”
Judge- “Vah manoranjan kar hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Pita- “Dekho beta, tum kabhi shaadi na karna,
yah baad me bahut badi musibat paida kar deti hai|”
Beta- “Haan pitaji, mai kabhi shaadi nahi
karunga aur yahi shiksha apne bete ko bhi dunga|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Chaandni raat ke romantic palo me premika ne kaha-
“Kaash! Agle janam me mai chaand banti!”
Premi- “Aur mai chandrama par utarne waala
pehla antriksh yaatri!”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Pita- “Bete, tumhaare dadaji ne shaadi ki aur pachtaye,
maine shaadi ki aur pachta raha hu, tum kya karoge?”
Beta- “Ji, vansh parampara nibhaunga| Shaadi karunga
aur phir pachtaunga|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Santa- “Suna hai, tumhari patni ko naukri mil gayi?”
Banta- “Haa|”
Santa- “Kaam kya karti hai?”
Banta- “Logo ko chadati-utaarti hai|”
Santa ne hairat se poocha- “Kya…?”
Banta ne baat ki safai ki- “Bus conductor ho gayi hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Bhikhari (apne bete se)- “Bete, yadi hamari saat
laakh ki lottery khul gayi to sabse pehle makaan
kharidunga, phir apne aur tum sabke liye naye-naye
kapde silvaunga| Iske alaava…|”
Beta (pita ki baat beech me kaat ta hua)- “Iske
alaava papa ek car kharid lena| Hum log usme
baithkar bhikh maangne chala karenge, kyunki mai
paidal chalte-chalte thak jaata hu|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Bar me ek aadmi ne ek kutte ke saath kadam rakha|
Bartender- “Yah gadha yaha kyu laye ho?”
Aadmi- “Andhe ho kya? Yah tumhe gadha dikhai de raha hai?”
Bartender- “Mai tumse baat nahi kar raha hu,
mai kutte se baat kar raha hu|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Chotu- “Tumhara kutta bahut sharaarti hai|
kya tum ise thik nahi kar sakte?”
Tinku- “Yaar! Dhairya rakho| Yaad nahi, tumhe
thik karne me mujhe kitne din lage the|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Doctor- “Tum kya tankhwa chaahti ho?”
Nurse- “Teen sau rupaye mahina|”
Doctor- “Teen sau rupaye mai anand ke saath de
sakta hu|”
Nurse- “Anand ke saath to mai chaar sau rupaye lungi|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Santa- “Tumhare dil ki taklif ka kya
haal hai?”
Banta- “Aji, aajkal vah maayke me hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Santa- “Achaa hua, mai Maharashtra me
paida na hua|”
Banta- “Wo kyu?”
Santa- “Kyuki mujhe to Marathi ka ek akshar
bhi nahi aata|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Workshop me Deviji dheele-dhaale kapde pehankar aayi
to operator ne kaha- “Deviji, ye dheele-dhaale kapde
pehankar na aaya kijiye, machine me fas jaane ka dar hai|”
Deviji- “Janaab, agar mai tight kapde pehankar
aaungi to doosre logo ka machine me fasne ka dar hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Ek Fauji officer ko kisi lambi duty par desh se
baahar bheja gaya| Jab pardesh me rehte huye bahut
din ho gaye to ek din use ek patra mila jisme likha
tha- “Chalte samay maine aapko jo photo di thi,
vah vaapas kar dijiye, mai bank manager se shaadi
karna chaahti hu|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Santa seedi par chade hue ghar ki chat pot rahe
the| Banta vaha aaya|
Banta- “Santa, tumne brush majbooti se
pakda hua hai na?”
Santa- “Haan! Kyu?”
Banta- “Mai thodi der ke liye seedi le jaa raha hu|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Putra- “Pitaji, kal maine teen makhiya maari
thi, jinme do maada thi aur ek nar|”
Pita- “Lekin beta, tumhe ye kaise pata chala ki
unme do maada thi aur ek nar?”
Putra- “Badi seedhi-si baat hai, ek makhi
aapki whisky ki botal par baithi thi,
baaki do aaine ke saamne mandra rahi thi|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Seeta- “Behan, aajkal to mujhe saari raat jaagna
padta hai, kyuki mere pati beemaar hai|”
Geeta- “To koi nurse kyu nahi rakh leti?”
Seeta- “Nurse rakhi hai isliye to jaagti hu|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Yuvak- “Kya aap mere saath dance karengi?”
Yuvti- “Mujhe khed hai, mai bache ke saath dance
nahi kar sakti|”
Yuvak- “Oh! maaf kare, mujhe aapki haalat ka
pata nahi tha|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Pappu- “Papa, raat ko maine ek sapna dekha,
aapne mujhe das rupaye diye hai|”
Papa- “Chal aath aana jebkharch kaatkar saadhe
nau rupaye vaapas kar|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Patni ka honth upar se thoda kat gaya| Doctor
ne dawai lagaakar taanke laga diye| Pati chupchap
dekhta raha| Phir usne Doctor ke kaan me kaha-
“Doctor saahab, dono hontho ko taanke lagaakar
seene ki aap kitni fees lenge?”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Shyaam- “Pitaji, swatantrata divas kab aata hai?”
Pita- “Jab tumhari mummy ghar me nahi hoti|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Raat ke baarah baj chuke the| Bacha abhi tak
soya nahi tha|
Bacha- “Mummy, mujhe kahani sunao|”
Mummy- “Thodi der aur thehar beta| Abhi tere
papa aayenge aur hum dono ko ek kahani sunayenge|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Santa- “Papa! Shaadi me kul milakar kitna
kharch hota hai?”
Pita- “Pata nahi beta, mai abhi tak chuka
raha hu|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Mehmaan- “Tum to kehte the ki tumhare yaha
machar pareshaan nahi karte| Lekin tumhara
ghar to macharo se bhara pada hai|”
Mejbaan- “Haan! Lekin ve hame pareshaan nahi
karte| Hum unke aadi ho chuke hai|”
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